And she watched her friends make idiots out of themselves.
''Your character is IN SPACE!
my essay blog! Dalton Liveblog
Indecisive pumpkin
Eric starts to make endless Portal 2 references.
Your character is at an anime con.
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watching down on us
- Beowulf: Everyone hassles him over his "excellent cosplay", since he's wearing unusual clothing that looks convincing because it's made of real wool and linen. Naturally he is freaking out because he's stuck in an excited gathering that speaks a language he doesn't understand.
- Jack
◊: He's bothered for his exceptionally poor Spirit◊ cosplay—suit is way off and he should have shaved his goatee before hand. Nice hair though, the fans are wondering how in the world he did it. (Never mind that it's his natural hair color.)
The next original character just inherited a family heirloom! What is it?
Oh by the way, we already have a thread just like this in Writer's Block.
edited 16th May '11 6:22:35 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Cyril: Oh, dad just sent me a present! I wonder wha-.... It's used too... Dad, this is why us satyrs can't hold a steady relationship...
Next OC gets a vacation in a spa resort!
Deer
Planet-Killer
Sweetness! -pulls out binoculars and oogles the female tourists-
Next avatar is in a warzone attempting to report on a chemical weapons group.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
"The heck did you send me here?! We can't just- .... Oh, bad. Bombing again.... LOOK JUST SEND THE RECOVERY SHIP. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'M UP THERE."
Next OC has been suddenly shoved into the pool at a party. Fully clothed.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Bernice: I CAN'T SWIM, YOU BASTARD! (gurgle)
Next OC is trying to save her.
edited 16th May '11 10:13:26 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
Marlow Wicks: "Crap, I'm usually better with fire hazards...but a life's a life!" *dives in, grabs Bernice's body, and carries her to shore* "For the record, you're completely welcome. And when you sign the cheque, it's spelt M-A-R-L-O-W, W-I-C-K-S. Not a single 'e', got that? Oh, don't give me that look; no other schmucks tried to save ya, did they?"
The next poster's OC is riding on a pony.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Emily Tremo: ... A pony? Aren't I a little... old to be having pony-riding fantasies?
The next OC is fighting and ancient reality-destroying terror
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Tell me something happy
Ketefe: ...Oh sweet Jesus, not AGAIN...
The next poster's avatar just revealed a hidden physical deformity.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Ryan Halloway: -Pulls off sunglasses, wig, and scarf-
Ah, yes, I'm a skeleton... not like I was hiding it particularly well, but yes. I'm a bloody skeleton.
The next OC is forced to act in a terrible movie
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Sunburst: (Reads the script as a look of disgust slowly crosses her face) "Ya'll want me to do what now? Oh no. No, no, no. -Burst!- That's all the flashin' you'll get outta me!
The next OC is changing a lightbulb and just burnt their hand.
edited 17th May '11 1:25:35 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Indecisive pumpkin
Rosemary: Kgh—! Damn it! (goes to run her hand under cold water.) Safety first...
The next OC is playing Sonic The Hedgehog.
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Stupid Man Suit Wearer
Kenneth: (Thinking) Ok, press the buttons slowly and gently. I don't want to break it...
Allison: C'mon! Don't just stand there! All you have to do is move Sonic to the right and the game practically plays itself!
The next OC is trying to make a sandwich, but a fly keeps buzzing around and annoying them.
edited 17th May '11 7:24:28 PM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.Satu: Pest.
(Satu blows it up with her mind)
Next character is trying to untangle a rope.
Usually here.
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Seth: Get his own rope that he brought along that he also made sure didn't get tangled. He doesn't have time for this amateur bullshit.
Your character has to now play Russian Roulette to save his or her own life.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
Ryu: Hey ya guys, I added five more bullets an a blank ta this revolver! I heard somethin' bout blanks bein' fired ta yer scalp at a point-black range on Thousand Ways ta Die... but I'm sure it's okay! Anyone else wanna try?
Cyril: M-muu... P-please, m-make it painless. I'm n-not the luckiest goat in the world so... -wimpers-
Next OC makes a guest appearance as a playable kharacter in Mortal Kombat
Deer
"Monya" Hasero: "Pfft, you're all a buncha wimps with stupid names. 'Sub-Zero'? What, did Batman try to punch ya when ya tried calling yourself Mr. Freeze? And don't get me started on-"
* Sub-Zero attempts to stab Monya mid-sentence. The demon dissipates into thin air as the blade's about to strike, rematerializes behind the kombatant, and stabs a gauntlet-mounted drill through his opponent's head. Monya then removes the drill strafes to the side, pulls out his katana, and slices him vertically eight times. The pieces then fall to the ground, spread out like giant salami slices.*
Monya: "Ha! That's what ya get for messing with this punk! A Fatality, courtesty of the great Monya! A 'Monyality', if you will..."
Marlow (standing beside the torched remains of Ermac, arms crossed and facing Monya): "..."
Monya: "Oh, shaddup, ya stupid merc. You just saw what I did with that drill; I can call that anything I wanna!"
The next OC is applying for a univerity scholarship.
Fragrance Logos writes, "Skilled in library administration, organizing, literacy, and working quietly in solitude."
Next OC just bought a new car.
Now using Trivialis handle.
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
"...What's a car?"
Next poster's OC is in a Professional Wrestling match
(Does anybody know how to get an image to stay to the right?)
edited 19th Jun '11 1:20:00 AM by Artemis92
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Eve would probably manage to rip her opponent apart with her bare hands, attack the referee, and find herself pumped full of tranq darts within minutes of "winning" the match.
TNP's original character is playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
Planet-Killer
Ramon Velasco: Croquet is for the weak. -hurls knife at queen then fights way out of castle-
TNP's OC has to become a kamen rider. In the Ryuki Universe.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
This is a game for all y'all who have made up characters before. The post above you should have a situation; tell us how one of your characters would react. Then write a situation for the next character.
The next character was dragged into a karaoke bar.
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