Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

She can scan your house for them and warp them to you. Or if she feels like showing off, shift the timeline subtly so that you never lost them, with only a little more effort.

Has the most Hax-OP power.

Fuck, I did too :P

edited 27th Sep '16 3:24:40 AM by MicoolTNT

I think you got this thread and the "which avatar fits the above description" thread confused, mate.

He's the motherfucking god of hyperdeath!

I need a computer fixed.

Rick will do it, but not willingly.

I need to survive the wasteland.

She's a ranger, guiding people through wastelands is part of her job.

I need to set up a small business fast, no questions asked.

You my friend now have an investor. Zhu-Li, get the contract.

I want someone to give me a nice meal after a long day of work.

Lister'd be happy to prepare you one of his dishes. His triple fried egg chilly chutney sandwich is to die for, and if you're feeling fancy he'll serve you a full course meal consisting of a killer kebab and other spicy foods served in kidney bowls, with surgical tools for silverware, and colostomy bags full of chili sauce.

I need drugs.

edited 27th Sep '16 5:05:14 PM by Avenuewriter

Who knows what's in those syringe needles.

I want to grow a beautiful garden!

Tsubomi Hanasaki is an aspiring botanist, and she will protect your unique Heart Flower as well. Plus, her theme is soooo good.

I need a musical tutor.

Seo's a wonderful singer and already has experience with tutoring another student. You might have to get on your knees and beg "Seo-sama" to help you out, though.

I just cleared out my house and now there's a whole pile of junk that I dunno what to do with.

Rintarou can make a time machine out of it.

I'm late to class!

Need to get to school? No worries! Just make the school disappear forever into the Distortion World.

I'm feeling too unmotivated to go to classes.

That ain't a problem. Twelve will just copy your form and go to class in your place. He could even take notes in case there's an important assignment.

I need guns. Lots of guns. :V

edited 29th Oct '16 6:13:54 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

I'm sure Sam knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up.

I need a competent bodyguard.

He'll defend you from Covenant and Flood all the time!

I need a waifu.

I think she'll do just fine.

I need some work, preferably in the I.T. field.

It's going to have a pretty steep learning curve and probably won't be legal, but he'll probably let you pay yourself as you see fit so long as you don't get busted by the authorities. Then you'll be a liability. You better have a plan for when he doesn't need you anymore too.

I want some adventure in my life.

edited 30th Oct '16 5:24:21 AM by Ghostninja109

How's going hopping between dimensions sound?

I need Joe Bloggs to pay me what he owes me, now! With interest!

I'll hold back.

I need to cut through this bureaucratic red tape and get this form filed right away.

She breathes paperwork and forms. Don't worry about a thing.

I need to hide this body. Look, shit happens, just help me out.

Scout can carry that body away as fast as possible.

I need a chauffeur.

Hey, he did drive Miss Daisy.

I need a personal trainer.

The man who saves the world knows a thing or two about training montages.

I need to get to the hospital! Quick!

He's probably got healing magic or something.

I need a pet.

You'll love this dog!

I need a new liver.