ITT: We are in a generic fantasy RPG

HELLO

STATE NAME

WELCOME TO CORNERIA

I like swords.

-attacks bushes with sword and stars to gain a few levels-

-kills a few fluffy bunnies-

YES! Only 30,000 bunnies to go before I reach Level 1!

-reaches level 3 and passes the 100 HP mark (EBF 3 has no HP cap and I think 2 if not all 3 party members have over 100 HP initially. Yes, No Legs will suck in HP. He is little better than a mook, after all.)-

Good day, sir. My name is Overlord Killzdemal. I think I'll be kicking off the plot now by torching your hometown and killing your family. I hope you don't mind an awful lot.

After this, I'll go sit on my throne for a few months and have my minions search for the Green Rocks that I hear can be used as a spiffy can opener. Why? Because I'm evil, of course. Haha.

edited 14th Apr '11 2:05:01 PM by Everzwijn

And I'm the bad guy's most loyal minion who will dutifully fulfil his every whim right up until I jam the knife into his back and take my place as the true Big Bad... I just said that out loud, didn't I?

(Mysterious masked individual appears, says something cryptic about a prophecy and The Chosen One, then vanishes.)

Wasn't there another thread like this before?

Ah well...

-uses his limit break on the evil villain-

Doing a side quest by killing some rats in somebody's basement.

Hai guys I will be your drama for the evening. Also I'm That One Boss that will somehow survive being killed 3 or 4 times.

To kick things off you know that good king that was actually helping the party? Yeah I stabbed him in the back and blamed you heroes for his death.

edit: Oh and I took the green rock he was holding and gave it to the Big Bad

edited 16th Apr '11 8:41:59 AM by stevebat

(The mysterious masked man says something riddleish that sounds like it may be the next boss' weakness, or just a comment on the weather.)

-still killing fluffy bunnies-

Level... 2... come... on... Ah, what the hell, I'm sure I can beat that boss just fine, right? -goes to attack the boss-

YON TROPER: Attacks with Butter Knife! 2 damage! COUNT APOCALYPTOGEDDON: Attacks with Super Lion-Phoenix-Titan-Zero Firestorm! 38,421 damage!

-wakes up at an inn-

...How did I get here? -sigh- Guess I've got 100,000 more bunnies to kill.

They call this horned thing a Viking helmet? A Viking helmet?

Whatever, it adds a +25 to my defense, and it was free.

edited 17th Apr '11 1:48:39 AM by annebeeche

Hi! I'm the wide-eyed child who will be the only one who actually ages after time! What's my name again? I forgot it while I was petting bunnies and bandaging the wounds on stray dogs!

- starts collecting attack items from enemies, and other objects to upgrade what little equipment he has with -

- runs into a robotic boss, and promptly electrifies and douses it's **** with the ocrrect elemental attack items, gaining 2 levels afterwards-

I am the villain and I'll finish my evil ritual of evilness about the time you finally reach me, whenever that might be.

Well, I'm at Level 5 now, guess I can fight the boss.

BOSS APPEARS: GIANT BUNNY!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUU

-three hours later-

No! The giant bunny destroyed my beloved peasant village! I shall have to upgrade from the Butter Knife to the Rusty Tin Sword to fight the menace!

-goes into a cave to grind on Underground Bunnies-

Being told by random NPC that the secretive order of knights that sealed the big bad long ago is holding a recruitment drive to find the champion to defeat the big bad permanently this time.

edited 22nd Apr '11 12:50:52 AM by Blurring

Where's the inn? I want to meet people, restore my stats, and get a nice nap.

-Approaches inn-

"Do you wish to sleep here tonight?" Y/N

(Overhearing "wasn't this done before?"

"High Fantasy World did it for, well... High Fantasy, and I'm sure its been done for RP Gs at some point... I don't recall when."

(The implausibly dressed man, wearing a bowler hat, chainmail armour with bits of plate spread around, baggy trousers with bits of leather sewn on for extra protection at random points, and a blue jumper underneath the chainmail, along with an oversized sword shaped like a giant icicle, roams towards the party.)

"Also, I'm that party member you have to defeat first before he joins you for inexplicable but probably selfish reasons... Lets get it on!

(Attacks abstractematics by hacking at her/him (?) with his sword!)

edited 3rd Jul '11 2:56:21 AM by GameChainsaw

Hey! Hostility!

-Flees-

And I'm The Rival who will dog your actions throughout the game! And usually at the worst possible time, too! And I'll never admit that you have ever defeated me until the endgame!

Have at you!