It's easy, mmkay?
It's funny because he explained the joke and that's what Seltzerberg does!
edited 26th Feb '11 9:31:28 PM by PDown
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
I'm Scott priglim. Get it?
Get it? 'Cus Priglim is an acronym of Pilgrim.
-grows fatter, farts and vomits-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
It's easy, mmkay?
I'm from the Adjustment Bureau!
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Tief girl with eartude
*Falls into a "hotspring" full of red hair dye and comes out with red hair (but not red anything else)*
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
I'm Phoenix Wright. I will fucking SUE your asses.
Sorceress Bookwench
Hi, I'm Phineas And Ferb. Get it? It's funny because it's a reference to something else! Aren't I hilarious? -Is killed by cow dropping from the sky.-
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Tief girl with eartude
*Uses now unnaturally coloured hair to set up a Scott Pilgrm parody*
Look, I'm part of a successful band. I am the everyman!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
All hail
-Kicks another midget-
Funny!
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Macinatrix Insana
My name is Monkey D Luffy, and I'm looking for the One Piece. Where is One Piece? This is funny because it is a reference to One Piece.
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
^Is that your final answer?
MASTER OF BIG RED
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?!?!?!
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Hey, look at me! I don't even know what I'm parodying, so I'm just going to talk in a self-referential manner until stuff happens.
Professional Moldy Fig/Curmudgeon
I'm Adventure Time!
(delivered by someone in a cheap quality Finn costume)
edited 28th Nov '13 10:21:24 AM by Aldo930
"They say I'm old fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast."
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
No, it's not!
It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Everybody starts dancing...
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Fly Air Madeline
...the Macarena.
-Monolith from 2001 randomly appears and displays a Coca-Cola ad-
edited 28th Nov '13 6:09:24 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
I'm Jesse from Breaking Bad! -spends the entirety of screentime saying nothing but "bitch" with the occasional "Mr. White" or two thrown in-
edited 30th Nov '13 11:42:39 PM by IchigoMontoya
Hey. Hey. Look at me. I'm making a reference. The reference itself is the joke even though it's not even a punchline. LAUGH.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Professional Moldy Fig/Curmudgeon
Seltzerberg's "The Room":
Tommy Wiseau just wandering around saying:
"I am Tommy Wiseau. Oh hi, Mark. Anyway, how is your sex life? You are tearing me apart, Lisa! I did not hit her. It's bullshit. You just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep. In a few minutes, bitch. Everybody betray me. I fed up with this world."
Repeat for 50 minutes.
"They say I'm old fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast."
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
fart
dick
ass
(laughter)
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
-says an unfunny and unclever sex joke-
Fly Air Madeline
-Guy in a cheap Mario costume steps in-
"It's-a-me, Mario!"
-Gets crushed by safe-
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
-insert a moment of explaining the joke here-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.