No one wants to talk to you because you're so annoying.
The power have no setbacks.
Ded
And you've just acquired the power to breathe. No setbacks.
Transform into the Ultimate Sex Machine.
edited 11th Sep '12 5:16:56 AM by eternalNoob
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
You're asexual.
The power to make phat beats.
Ded
And horrible lyrics.
The ability to stare for a really long time
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You stare at someone's breasts and get slapped. After more staring, she calls the police.
The power to keep threads alive.
Ded
Which includes Carly Rae Jepsen thread.
The ability to meet any troper.
edited 11th Sep '12 5:20:07 AM by eternalNoob
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Ded
It comes with super not breathing skills, and as we all know, there is no internet in the abyss.
The ability to not procrastinate.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Am I a weirdo?
You need to really want to use it.
Telepathic control of dogs.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Over time, you begin to develop compulsions to do things like sniff at other peoples' butts and attempt to scratch behind your ear with your foot. Needless to say, society grows wary of you.
The ability to generate force-fields.
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Time's up!
It's Cast from Hit Points, good luck blocking that Heroic RRoD.
The power to manipulate the motion of all particles at will
edited 13th Sep '12 4:48:18 PM by starfy64
I want to be the one!
It only works when you are sitting on a toilet.
The ability to read minds.
edited 13th Sep '12 4:52:36 PM by korpse_man
same old me
You can never tune out the minds.
The ability to be ambidextrous whenever you want.
edited 13th Sep '12 5:07:28 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
OH YES!!
You break both your hands.
Supersonic speed.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Am I a weirdo?
Your speed increases but your reflexes do not. You will probably run into a wall, or trip on something.
Superhuman reflexes.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Tief girl with eartude
They don't allow the owner of them time to consider what they're reacting to, making them incredibly jumpy.
The power to kill a yak with mind bullets!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Killing yaks in such a way give you acces to their thoughts, which being so incredibly dull, drive you insane.
Can-I-Bus
The process is excruciatingly painful due to the rearrangement of the organ systems every time.
Atomic Transmutation
You can only transmute Ununoctium into Ununhexium.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
You have no power.
The power to make phat beats.
They're so phat that when they sit around the house they really sit around the house.
The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Tief girl with eartude
The bacteria which make the yogurt infect the sweat glands, causing painful sores.
The power to breath air out at any temperature from -150 to 2500 degrees C.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The rest of your body freezes, and you die.
Incredibly sharp vision.
Skin Cancer.
The Power of Love.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.