The Wanderer
Well, this is weird.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
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Look both ways before petting it.
Put on a coat.
edited 27th Jan '11 8:42:37 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
AH! ZOMBIE!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
"Recette? You're selling door-to-door now?"
edited 27th Jan '11 8:45:42 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Err, hi! Are you here to sell me something, or is this a social visit? If it's the former, I really don't want to buy something right now, if it's the latter you're welcome in!
-Calls animal control-
edited 27th Jan '11 8:45:33 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Forum lurking fox
Oh my, someone left a perfectly cute Cat Girl here!
... I guess she's mine now. :3
AUGH! *slams door* Theres a ball of mangled limbs at my door... Someone wants me dead or worse.
edited 27th Jan '11 8:46:42 PM by KuroFox
Sonic hates SOPA
The Wanderer
It's an abomination!
How cute, a puppy.
edited 27th Jan '11 8:46:12 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Believe
OMG! It's so cute! 
I make it my pet... duh.
Aw... cute...
How's it floating?
edited 27th Jan '11 8:46:48 PM by StolenByFaeries
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
-Quickly shuts the door and hides-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
The Wanderer
-Lets them in just because saying no would be a bad idea since they'd probably get in anyway.-
Where's your parents little girl?
edited 27th Jan '11 8:48:21 PM by rmctagg09
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
"Please tell me it'll actually snow in Sydney for once..."
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Oh my god, you're freaking adorable.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
"Okay, fine. I'll buy something if you just leave me alone..."
edited 27th Jan '11 8:57:18 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Li'l Shardfinder
Awww! (cuddles her up)
Not V
Suffers Cuteness Overload
Sooooo... Dinner?
edited 27th Jan '11 11:31:06 PM by namboto
Isn't realist just a word a cynic calls himself?
Li'l Shardfinder
"Um... Hi."
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Believe
...
I think you have the wrong house.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
*gasps in horror*
*closes door, runs for phone*
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Li'l Shardfinder
"Christmas was last month..."
edited 27th Jan '11 11:32:41 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Go away.
*closes door*
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Strange... someone left a helmet and goggles at my door...
oh well... -picks them up and closes door-
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Hey
Trick or Treat was months ago. Go home.
Tief girl with eartude
Hey! Stop fighting on my doorstep!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
What do you do after opening the door?