Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Hmm? Oh, that.I already did that. It was part of a trouble shooting operation.
-Speechcraft increased to 75-
I'll punch out the Emperor!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I punch you out first.
I'll cause an event that will require a meeting of all the world leaders, thus luring them into my deathtrap and allowing me to build my new empire unopposed.
edited 21st Sep '13 8:56:15 PM by IchigoMontoya
In Perpetual Finality
Joke's on you! The event was a pizza party, and all but one are waaayyy too cool to show.
I'm going to cut your hair, and put it in a boooooooowl!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Electric Heart
I'm bald.
I'm going to rob the bank with a water pistol!
Magical Girl
The bank is waterproof.
I'm going to steal your wallet.
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
Sinful Saint
Ha! I have no money and I've memorized my credit card numbers!
I shall genetically engineer a race of lobster-men to help me take over the world!!!
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
all the loose ends
My army of clone Chefs tell me that Lobster men or good with butter.
I shall poison the world's water supply with nicotine.
I'll take your nicotine and throw on the ground!
I'll broadcast the music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" all around the world via satellite and rickroll everyone.
MY EYES
I'll blast Iron Maiden via armored convoys.
I will build a machine that will staple dogs together until it creates God.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I'll just get someone heartless enough to incinerate the mass. Nothing wrong with that plan...
I'm just going to go up to the President an replace him with a clone of Benjamin Franklin. An EVIL clone. Somehow.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
EDIT: I build a trapdoor under the clone's feet so that he immediately falls into a pit of lava.
I'm going to spread super cheese mold around the world to rot everything.
edited 21st Sep '13 9:20:22 PM by Meklar
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I'll summon Pac-Man to eat the cheese mold.
I will assassinate someone with the use of Noodle Implements and MacGyvering.
"Just as planned."
You end up realising the one you were to assassinate was loathed by all, and one punch would have been much less complicated, rendering all your impliments too heavy to use.
My plan is to have my legs and arms augmented.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I'll just swap out the augments for downgrades. Or make myself the guy installing the augs, or hack the augs, or pour water on the augs, or...
I'm going to use a satellite web to broadcast my story everywhere, so that people will begin to see the story from behind MY eyes!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I hop into the seat of my ion cannon, then shoot down your satellite.
I will somehow make the whole world into a SimCity-esque game, allowing me to play God and smite those I don't like.
edited 22nd Sep '13 1:01:52 PM by IchigoMontoya
Tief girl with eartude
I'll install a reversed version of the FUND cheat, which costs you money every time you cause an earthquake.
I will unleash a horde of demonic minions on Halloween, when nobody will realise they aren't wearing costumes until it's too late.
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I kill all of the demonic minions.
I'm going to use the ULTIMATE SUPER GROWTH RAY to create an army of giant mind-controlled living rubber ducks with laser eyes to destroy the world.
Jolly Saint Nick
I'll get rid of all the rubber ducks in the world before that happens.
I'll steal all the Death By Chocolate ice-cream in the world! Mwahaha!
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Shadow of Legends
It gets given to you for free in return for that one time you saved the world.
I will become immortal and heal all the sick children in the world! ...wait a minute...
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Tief girl with eartude
Your attempt to wipe out humanity by overpopulation is foiled when space travel is perfected by some of the very minds your efforts saved.
I will build up several people as highly respected champions of noble causes...and then frame some for misdeeds and the rest for framing them. Then I will seize power in the resulting turmoil.
edited 8th Oct '14 2:18:10 PM by Bisected8
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Shadow of Legends
They're Jerkasses who ruin their public image long before you can.
I'm going to build a giant tractor beam to pull down the Earth's moon!
edited 8th Oct '14 2:07:36 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Jolly Saint Nick
I unplug the tractor beam before you use it. Should have used batteries.
I WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Good luck with that. I had them conquered for one , count it, one week, before these people annoyed me off of their necks.
I will turn entire world (sans Jacksepticeye himself) into Jacksepticeye zombies!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
too late i turned them all into Jillsepticnoses.
I will devour Mars with my nipples.
And then there was silence
Turns out I'm a Fluffy Tamer.
I'm going to crash the internet. Somehow.
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.