I finally release PUMAQUEST, and everyone gets so addicted to it that they forget about other forms of entertainment.
...Did I mention that PUMAQUEST hypnotizes its players so they all work for me?
edited 7th Feb '17 4:32:14 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
FOOL!
I WAS ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS.
so basically, ima pencil you in for a ten o clock brainwashing, k?
Seize him.
The Absolute Madman
I'm a sourpuss so I won't be effected.
I'm going to rewrite your favorite shows and movies so that they all say how awesome I am.
"We be we baby!"
Destroyer of worlds.
All you manage to do is get them all cancelled.
I plan to televise the electrocution of a small dog unless you give me the keys to your van.
Is not impressed.
Everything's gonna happy!
I rescue the dog abd hide it from you.
I plan to politely and courteously poison a city's water supply
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
I switch your poison with more water, and then you get arrested.
I'm going to present evidence that proves the existence of God!
And then I gather evidence that you have sinned and you don't love Jesus, enjoy staying in hell. note
I'm going to prove the existence of Magical Girl.
Everything's gonna happy!
I convince everyone that you're using staged parlor tricks so no one believes you.
I plan to rig the next election so that I win.
edited 10th Feb '17 11:00:40 PM by kouta
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
The Absolute Madman
Putin gets his minions to make every vote you get Go to Trump and Triple his numbers, then everyone gets suspicious and throws him out of the US. And you get assassinated before the votes are in.
I'm going to challenge Bacon Zorp to a fist fight.
"We be we baby!"No. No you will not.
Now that I've learned the power of death glares, I'm going to go on TV and use mine to hypnotize everyone!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I have imperial intelligence disable the signal and the order the stormtroopers to execute you.
I corrupt Luke skywalker to fall to the dark side and we overthrow palpatine to rule together as father and son.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Absolute Madman
Spoiler: You die.
I'm going to quit my job and become a mad scientist.
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
But I come back for that fist fight, and since you were too busy with science to train, I beat the smackaroons outta you.
I'm going to go back in time and invent TV Tropes before anyone else can!
Long live the New Bev.
Everything's gonna happy!
I sabotage your time machine. You instead go forward one week.
I'm going to brainwash everyone into dying their hair paisley.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
I'm going to douse people with hair removal agents.
Everyone's bald now!
I'm going to eat a potato chip!
...MENACINGLY.
The Absolute Madman
That chip was up my butt for a week. Now you have E-coli.
I'm going to cancel your favorite show.
"We be we baby!"How? My favorite shows were cancelled long ago.
I'm going to take your favorite show and turn it into an annoying, in-your-face Cash-Cow Franchise!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Absolute Madman
Most ecchi harem animes already are cash cows. So knock yourself out.
I'm going to turn you into a mouse and make you wear silly clothes that only fit on figurines.
"We be we baby!"
And so I turn myself into deadmau5.
I'm going to forge a mind-control ring to rule over mankind... wait, does it sound too familiar?
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edited 12th Feb '17 9:11:26 AM by Mhazard
I steal it.
Using a ritual to become a great and powerful Vampire, I will use my new power to become Americas president in 2020 and then repeal term limits AND RULE FOREVER!.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Blitzy....
I change the ritual so that you become a Twilight vampire, and everyone laughs at you.
I'm gonna become invisible and sneak into that hot chick's house!
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
The Absolute Madman
She has an advance security system and a dog that can still smell you. Good luck trying to get out in time before the police come.
I'm gonna jump into a wormhole and enter a new dimension where i am God.
"We be we baby!"I close the portal and trap you in that dimension so you can't hurt us.
I'm going to pose as an ordinary, friendly balloonman and give away free balloons... which contain hidden bombs.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I'm going to watch as the balloons sink, due to the weight!
No one will buy them!
Worse, when the first one detonates, the NSA and Homeland security are going to baton you until you're rotting in a cell!
I'm going to give Christian Weston Chandler his own animated series!
I tweak the variables on whatever device you are using so that it works on 100% of people instead of 99%, rendering the plan pointless aside from giving everyone on the planet massive power boosts and new understandings of the universe.
For my plan, I switch two stickers on every Rubik's Cube in the world, rendering all of them completely unsolvable! Muahahaha!!!