Calamity is a housewife
(laughs hysterically)....the fuck?!
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
(isn't really amused) The fuck...?
How do lizards fly?
Dread Pirate Captain
-Shadow Punches the computer-
Indeed, humans are bastards.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Calamity is a housewife
I ain't one to judge the sick fuck who wrote this, so....eh.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Lizard Metabolism
O//////O I, uh... I think it was... slightly inappropriate...
How do lizards fly?
so i made a new avatar
WHO DARES WRITE SUCH FILTH ABOUT ME?! *scrolls back up to the author's name* xxxxCloudLuvxxxx, eh?
SCRRRATCH! GRRROUNDER!
You called, Your Maliciousness?
BRING THIS XXXXCLOUDLUVXXXX AT ONCE, AND TAKE HIM... or... her... TO MY DUNGEON!
Right away, Your Nastiness! *they piss off*
xxxxCloudLuvxxxx, you will rrrrue the day you defiled the name of. DR RRROBOTNIK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
edited 19th Dec '12 10:39:21 AM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Just a Bug
Grr...THIS IS NOT SLASHING!
-finds the author and kills him-
edited 19th Dec '12 10:58:52 AM by StrawberrytheSecond
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
I found porn!
The aforementioned sex scene needed more brandings, I believe.
WOOF!
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
So... shall we have sex?
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Porn fics.
edited 19th Dec '12 12:57:12 PM by Tomodachi
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
Lizard Metabolism
...(does not quite comprehend the definition of slash fics anyway, so just shrugs)
How do lizards fly?
ETERNAL
-wouldn't understand english, if it was in his language though, he'd be appalled and his computer device would have a goad through it-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Time's up!
Har Har. Wood and presents and bulbous ornaments. How original
The use of spikes was clever though
edited 19th Dec '12 5:52:42 PM by starfy64
I want to be the one!
Dread Pirate Captain
-breaks the computer, then turns into Perfect Chaos and starts rampaging-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Heeeeey, this is actually pretty good, ze!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
True King Of Yggdrasil
Oh come on!
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Dread Pirate Captain
I found porn!
This must be the "newborn porn" I had read about. I must cleanse myself!
WOOF!
... Oh... my... why would they do this awful thing?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Hehehe, how cute... Hold on, hold on, what's going on here? AUGH! NO! *fires a Master Spark at the fic*
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Lizard Metabolism
...Crap.(clutches his chest) That was a close one... Next time I'll be more careful when the tag is "Christmas presents".
How do lizards fly?
True King Of Yggdrasil
Oh fuck this!(Jumps out a window)
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Lizard Metabolism
("stares" at the Braille for a longer while before tilting its head quizzically)
How do lizards fly?
Dread Pirate Captain
"Bleagh! What kind of messed up stuff is this?!"
-smashes computer with Jet Hammer-
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Is this slash?
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.