"Having trained the same person, Yoda and Palpatine must be some sort of Force-user in-laws."
“A collection of buttholes.”
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
"I have come to the conclusion that our menu is nothing but innuendo."
(to the tune of "Do your ears hang low?"): Are your jeans this dark? Do they meet your job's benchmark? Are they true navy blue? Or just in the ballpark? Are you a dress code upholder? Or must we crush you with a boulder? Are your jeans this dark?
edited 4th Apr '18 8:37:28 PM by MikeK
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
"Garzey's Wing is a gift that needs to be shared"
"As the show teaches you, don't trust anyone with purple hair" (me being the one with purple hair in question)
"Blocked, banned, unfriended, sent to jail, deleted"
"A Zero Wing rhythm spinoff..."
edited 5th Apr '18 12:39:44 AM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
Not an evil Thievul
"I dunno if dating pigeons or a horse with a human's face is weirder..."
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
"Do not be alarmed if you see a disembodied bear head floating in a jar of milk in the shower."
"If only ghostly foot massages actually accomplished something other than making your feet cold..."
edited 6th Apr '18 5:52:00 PM by KatanaCat
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
"Dammit, now I need to work on my overly cutsey voice so I can talk condescendingly to edgelords.
Outspoken Cleric
(To the Tune of... "What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?") "What shall we do with a stupid time trial, what shall we do with a stupid time trial? What shall we do with a stupid time trial, ear-ly in the morning? Way hey and up she rises, way hey and up she rises, way hey and up she rises, ear-ly in the morning!" (Note that this was around 3 or so in the afternoon. Thanks, Dino Might!)
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"The ghost baguette knows no mercy!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Having a good time!
"Surrender your rabbi card immediately."
Blog link
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"Just think how long Hugh Hefner lived, surrounded by chicks with big tits! *Beat* And he could afford Viagra!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Hold on. I`m hearing something! It says "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!".
Hi
I'm now imaging Field Marshal Zhukov punching Zuko.
A chub from the Grant Corporation
I’m wearing soap! That’s not good!
and also...
It’s the wrong spaghetti-adjacent product.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
"If you and your cohorts continue to annoy me, then the instrument of your untimely demise shall be a taco."
This is, by far the most evil use of a horticultural exhibition hall in history.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
♪His blood burning for a l i e n m u r d e r♫
"Leftover items still have value!"
Outspoken Cleric
"That's a car, not a dish!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Almighty Janitor
“Grudge rhymes with fudge. Therefore, grudges are delicious!”
edited 19th Apr '18 1:28:31 AM by Mr_Madman
Wait a second: How on earth did I even get here?
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
"Who puts a purse in the refrigerator? :S"
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Mweheheh
“Do you like kosher stamps or do you like non-kosher stamps? If you like non-kosher stamps, you have to walk all the way across the mall to the non-kosher stamp store where they only sell non-kosher stamps.”
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
I hope having a wife and doppelganger wife doesn't turn into a problem.
Stardew Valley bugs out in interesting ways.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Quick, I need a short clip of bow-chicka-wow-wow kind of music from the YTML! Toss me something!
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Stupid Matrix boobs."
"Hey, kids! Wanna watch orphans suffer?"
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.