The strangest thing you've said today...

It's only 08:47 here, but somehow I doubt I'll say anything stranger than this for the rest of the day:

"I think they're both the same person and it's a Xanatos Gambit: Whoever wins, Hillanold Clintrump becomes president!"

Edit: Aaaaaand Bernie Sanders got brought up and I topped it:

"What about Hillabernold Clinderdump?"

edited 20th Oct '16 8:53:44 AM by SolipSchism

What the fuck? That's a computer! ...And a calculator, and a book, neither of which are a microwave...

"How much Woodchuck would a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck could chug Woodchuck?"

It's harder to say than the original.

(in a robot voice^* more specifically, Jacksepticeye's square-Mettaton voice) "Oh my. You murderous fucking child of doom."

I was watching a "YouTubers react to MTT NEO" video

edited 21st Oct '16 1:32:51 AM by SmartGirl333

"I just wanted to tell you that the cat burrito has turned into a cat pie." My mom wrapped up one of out cats in a blanket, and he absolutely loved it. She put him on the chair, still in the blanket, and he ended up looking like a burrito. He started to move around, and then he burrowed further into the blanket, and then he looked more like a pie.

It's not one of those smarty-farty ones with one of those computery thingies...

"I don't know why I trusted Mr. One-Quarter-of-a-Jalapeño Guy to tell me how much garlic to add."

"OOH! Right on Saint Joseph! ... Sorry."

Was throwing paper airplanes inside. My family is Catholic so we have figurines in the house ...

Tack, täck, tack, täck... It's like a Swedish clock.

Oh come on, give me the high quality Wookiee snuggles.

"Begin the Birchnut ritual!"

"They channel the ghosts of angry cats"

"Well, it's better than writing 'I Choked On My Own Vomit'"

"An 'agent to the stars'? I'd rather call her a monkey wrangler."

"It's the COCK NESS MONSTER!"

edited 26th Oct '16 7:53:13 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

I understood "Shalom" and "Super Mario".

"He is anime rat. Rat Senpai."

I was trying to draw a rat, and I made its eye too big! XD

Keep clam and carry coins.

"I've argued American politics in Stone Age terms. You don't qualify to be my debate opponent."

It would've been okay if not for that one incident of flatulence. That pushed it over the edge.

"Basically the idea was to throw babies at the wall and hope a few stuck"

........Less horrible in context, I promise

From last night: "Ooh, look at the eyes!"

I meant to say "stars". But what if the stars really ARE eyes? XD

"We apologise for the fault with the censorship. Those responsible have been sacked."

"Something something Paul Rudd Rule 34…"

"I doubt a yo-yo would be enough to defeat the wall." Terraria.