"Gah, you're choking me...! ...I didn't say stop..."
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.I thought that said "Why Did Have To Be Redheads..."
(at the bottom of this page, it says "Why Did It Have to Be Redeads/Like Likes?".)
Also, while playing Metroid earlier tonight, I yelled "Sweater Vest!"
edited 3rd Dec '15 10:36:48 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."What's this about breastfeeding books? ...I'll just see myself out."
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Not really today, but I once I offhandedly mentioned cheerleading underwear (It Makes Sense in Context) and they looked at me like >.>
Lol.
The platypus is my spirit animal."What is so delicious about hands to you?"
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert"This is probably why I don't have a girlfriend."
(said after explaining an obscure Batman character)
This is a signature.friend: *makes weird noise*
me: good
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartI just realized he said "piss" and "come" in the same sentence.
and
How do you calculate the muchness of existence?
as well as
"Fledermaus"... I believe that's German for "Fleather Mouse".
edited 5th Dec '15 2:06:25 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Kneecapping. Space preachers and Jesus Himself support it."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Wait, hold on, this can all be easily explained by the fact that I am three people. Obviously I was looking at Ace Combat music while I was sleeping in the next room. Or something."
but HOW?"If I die, bury me in a Y-shaped coffin."
"Did you expect somebody else?"[in the midst of a bunch of puns about rocks]
"I swear to God if someone makes a joke about 'taking [something] for granite' I'm going to suicide bomb your soul"
"Let's have a deep, meaningful conversation about the globs of spit Mazy (my cat) coughed up."
Obviously said sarcastically.
Huh, he didn't sustain fall damage from that...
(beat)
Because it's Winter! Oh God...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."Let's see if I can stop looking at little boy nipples finally."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-MaeBleye, I really want the explanation for this.
This is a signature."What place, you mean a place where Konk is threatening people with a hermaphroditic horse?"
Kingdom Hearts, Atlantica. Sora is shirtless and that world takes forever to get through.
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-MaeIt was in a dream, but:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORRIBLE BASTARDS!
(I don't even remember why I yelled that, but I remember that I was very *very* pissed off.)
edited 5th Dec '15 11:55:48 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I am the ghost of Halloween pumpkins past, left on the front porch until they become furry sludge...
Said while playing a Pokémon game using a Pumpkaboo (ghost/grass type Pokémon) to mug fish (mostly Basculin) without risk of injury...
"That's right, I have to draw more nipples."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae"OH, TOUCHE, MISS. WHAT REPARTEE! Sticks and stones may BREAK MY BONES! That last line was the first sensible thing you've said ALL DAY!"
"Did you expect somebody else?""Well, as it turns out, fairies aren't immune to the bubonic plague."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -The Fourth Doctor"Would anyone be able to fit in the same cell as Killer Croc?"
edited 6th Dec '15 2:38:06 PM by Superjohn
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
"Why would a stalker penguin make me want to buy beer"
off the shits