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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#9926: Dec 3rd 2015 at 6:16:53 PM

"Why would a stalker penguin make me want to buy beer"

off the shits
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9928: Dec 3rd 2015 at 10:21:08 PM

I thought that said "Why Did Have To Be Redheads..." [lol]

(at the bottom of this page, it says "Why Did It Have to Be Redeads/Like Likes?".)

Also, while playing Metroid earlier tonight, I yelled "Sweater Vest!"

edited 3rd Dec '15 10:36:48 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#9929: Dec 4th 2015 at 4:05:45 PM

"What's this about breastfeeding books? ...I'll just see myself out."

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
AustinHinton Since: Aug, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#9930: Dec 4th 2015 at 7:34:33 PM

Not really today, but I once I offhandedly mentioned cheerleading underwear (It Makes Sense in Context) and they looked at me like >.>

Lol.

The platypus is my spirit animal.
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#9931: Dec 4th 2015 at 7:43:02 PM

"What is so delicious about hands to you?"

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#9932: Dec 4th 2015 at 8:10:30 PM

"This is probably why I don't have a girlfriend."

(said after explaining an obscure Batman character)

This is a signature.
Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
#9933: Dec 4th 2015 at 10:27:56 PM

friend: *makes weird noise*

me: good

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9934: Dec 5th 2015 at 1:03:26 AM

I just realized he said "piss" and "come" in the same sentence.

and

How do you calculate the muchness of existence?

as well as

"Fledermaus"... I believe that's German for "Fleather Mouse".

edited 5th Dec '15 2:06:25 AM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#9935: Dec 5th 2015 at 6:27:18 AM

"Kneecapping. Space preachers and Jesus Himself support it."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#9936: Dec 5th 2015 at 9:21:50 AM

"Wait, hold on, this can all be easily explained by the fact that I am three people. Obviously I was looking at Ace Combat music while I was sleeping in the next room. Or something."

but HOW?
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#9937: Dec 5th 2015 at 12:39:47 PM

"If I die, bury me in a Y-shaped coffin."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#9938: Dec 5th 2015 at 1:48:48 PM

[in the midst of a bunch of puns about rocks]

"I swear to God if someone makes a joke about 'taking [something] for granite' I'm going to suicide bomb your soul"

Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#9939: Dec 5th 2015 at 6:17:10 PM

"Let's have a deep, meaningful conversation about the globs of spit Mazy (my cat) coughed up."

Obviously said sarcastically.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9940: Dec 5th 2015 at 6:48:22 PM

Huh, he didn't sustain fall damage from that...

(beat)

Because it's Winter! Oh God...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#9941: Dec 5th 2015 at 8:38:03 PM

"Let's see if I can stop looking at little boy nipples finally."

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#9942: Dec 5th 2015 at 8:50:12 PM

Bleye, I really want the explanation for this.

This is a signature.
MonkBarbarian Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Snogging Lavender Brown
#9943: Dec 5th 2015 at 10:04:26 PM

"What place, you mean a place where Konk is threatening people with a hermaphroditic horse?"

EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#9944: Dec 5th 2015 at 10:21:56 PM

[up][up]Kingdom Hearts, Atlantica. Sora is shirtless and that world takes forever to get through.

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#9945: Dec 5th 2015 at 11:55:35 PM

It was in a dream, but:

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HORRIBLE BASTARDS!

(I don't even remember why I yelled that, but I remember that I was very *very* pissed off.)

edited 5th Dec '15 11:55:48 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
WillowFiresong from South Oz Since: Nov, 2015 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
#9946: Dec 6th 2015 at 7:21:42 AM

I am the ghost of Halloween pumpkins past, left on the front porch until they become furry sludge...

Said while playing a Pokémon game using a Pumpkaboo (ghost/grass type Pokémon) to mug fish (mostly Basculin) without risk of injury...

EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#9947: Dec 6th 2015 at 9:54:06 AM

"That's right, I have to draw more nipples."

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#9948: Dec 6th 2015 at 10:09:48 AM

"OH, TOUCHE, MISS. WHAT REPARTEE! Sticks and stones may BREAK MY BONES! That last line was the first sensible thing you've said ALL DAY!"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
DelightfullyQuirky Professional Deadpan Snarker from Aperture Laboratories Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: I only want you gone
Professional Deadpan Snarker
#9949: Dec 6th 2015 at 2:24:40 PM

"Well, as it turns out, fairies aren't immune to the bubonic plague."

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -The Fourth Doctor
Superjohn Boisterous woman from Empire Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Boisterous woman
#9950: Dec 6th 2015 at 2:37:30 PM

"Would anyone be able to fit in the same cell as Killer Croc?"

edited 6th Dec '15 2:38:06 PM by Superjohn

"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."

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