Kill your avatar.

Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001

Your army sucks.

#51: Mar 15th 2011 at 11:05:36 AM

1. Get Avatar assigned to a squad of Catachan Devils.

2. Watch as he tries to execute one for insubordination.

3. Mutiny

4. ???

5. Steal his hat.

edited 15th Mar '11 11:06:17 AM by Neo_Crimson

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

Shadowbell Macinatrix Insana from Massachusetts Since: Jan, 2001

Macinatrix Insana

#52: Mar 15th 2011 at 1:00:29 PM

I could never kill Hisa... But I bet Washizu could

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.

PinkDave Since: Mar, 2011

#53: Mar 16th 2011 at 10:51:23 AM

I will kill your avatar for you

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love

Tell me something happy

#54: Mar 16th 2011 at 3:22:02 PM

Umm...(pushes her into the sun)

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

TommyX from Atluff Since: Aug, 2010

#55: Mar 16th 2011 at 3:28:28 PM

Surf. Done.

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011

#56: Mar 16th 2011 at 3:29:34 PM

Uses Dr. Manhattan's powers on him

This is not out of context, and is actually a spoiler!

edited 16th Mar '11 3:30:16 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Li'l Shardfinder

#57: Jun 4th 2011 at 5:37:08 PM

Oh yeah? Make me!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

IvanTheMouse L.A.U.P from [Classified by the U.N.] Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

L.A.U.P

#58: Jun 5th 2011 at 7:32:57 AM

I'll just spend all the ammo.

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ABNDT Nightmare Muse from Last seen trolling Elesh Norn Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form

Nightmare Muse

#59: Jun 5th 2011 at 1:07:02 PM

All I have to do is take a cup of flour, add it to the mix....

Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.

SantosLHalper The filidh that cam frae Skye from The Canterlot of the North Since: Aug, 2009

The filidh that cam frae Skye

#60: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:13:59 PM

Hey Austria! Would you like to hear this song I heard on youtube?

edited 14th Jun '11 8:18:03 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011

#61: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:16:41 PM

Oh man. I'm a damn city. I got it! Terrorists! Calling all terrorists!

cancerlad Lord of Flapdoodle from Kentucky Since: Nov, 2009

Lord of Flapdoodle

#62: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:17:31 PM

Lifts glass, quaffs drink. Belches. Passes out.

the pronoun system in Cherokee is just better. Need Scion GM.

melloncollie Since: Feb, 2012

#63: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:21:18 PM

Subtract Instrinsic Field.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Li'l Shardfinder

#64: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:23:48 PM

Awww, poor Nodoka...

(vaporizes her)

;_;

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010

#65: Jun 14th 2011 at 8:54:33 PM

Shoot him in the face. BING!

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Li'l Shardfinder

#66: Jun 14th 2011 at 9:38:21 PM

(I hug her one last time before she blows up all over the place, taking me with her)

(loud explosion)

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

Ryusui It's The Greatest Day. from In The Middle Of A Field Since: Jan, 2001

It's The Greatest Day.

#67: Jun 15th 2011 at 12:16:07 AM

...I don't think anyone can.

In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#68: Jun 15th 2011 at 5:09:45 AM

*informs Terezi of her crimes and her whereabouts*

Stupid doomed timeline...

IvanTheMouse L.A.U.P from [Classified by the U.N.] Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

L.A.U.P

#69: Jun 15th 2011 at 5:44:32 AM

Blow it all up.

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RTHSFF Kori Dómtlandsson Since: Feb, 2010

Kori Dómtlandsson

#70: Jun 15th 2011 at 8:53:38 AM

- throws a black hole into the mix -

"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche

GearLeader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job

#71: Jun 15th 2011 at 2:05:31 PM

Heart Attack.

R.I.P. Luciano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?

Li'l Shardfinder

#72: Jun 15th 2011 at 2:11:33 PM

I warm her up... By setting her on fire.

...It doesn't work~

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.

AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010

Shaggy haired shaman

#73: Jun 15th 2011 at 4:27:28 PM

Goodbye, world!

(jumps from a skyscraper)

Usually here.

TheWhiteWolf (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS) from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe Since: Feb, 2015 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature

(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)

#74: Aug 15th 2020 at 6:13:41 PM

I beat dad to death with a golf club

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character

KungFuCutBug sick down from the bones to the other side from a broken freezer in Hell Since: Feb, 2019 Relationship Status: They're my lobster

sick down from the bones to the other side

#75: Aug 15th 2020 at 6:20:33 PM

all I have to do is land a well-timed Critical Hit, and Malsain's going down

A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!

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