Don't feed the plants!
There's a RED team and a BLUE team (yeah, the adaptation added an E for some reason) and each has to roll every turn to see how far they can move their pieces. Each piece has different abilities. Most of the game is spent arguing on whether or not someone has already moved their piece during the turn in question.
Portal:The Operating System
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Show an affirming flame
When it's not going insane and flooding your room with nerve gas, it requires you to creatively copy-paste blocks of source code to do anything.
Harpoon: the MMORPG
edited 2nd Jan '11 11:26:25 AM by SabresEdge
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
The Beta Male
It's pretty much PVP Superman 64, but with planes and better graphics.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show the video game.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Don't feed the plants!
There are already at least two and they both look So Bad Its Horrible.
Vanilla Ice:The History Textbook
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
I stopped reading at its first chapter: "Ice Age Baby". Really? That the best you could come up with?
Dr Strangelove: The Video Game!
edited 2nd Jan '11 5:00:45 PM by WartysNeryon
Don't feed the plants!
This isn't actually that bad. It seems to be a parody of DEFCON-and a really good one, too. The Bad Ending is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Zork:The First Aid Kit
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
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Flashlights, chem-lights, road flares, and a guide for avoiding grues.
Development Hell: the giant robot anime musical
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Macinatrix Insana
Coming in 2010 2012 2015 eventually, we swear. And it'll be AWESOME!!!
Outlaw Star: The live action movie
edited 2nd Jan '11 5:07:51 PM by Shadowbell
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Don't feed the plants!
For some reason the entire cast was white... Also they changed the title to just "Star".
Epic Movie:The point and click adventure game
edited 2nd Jan '11 5:08:22 PM by OOZE
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
They have a game tie-in? I'd rather not... probably going to be the same juvenile humor again.
The Room: The platform adventure game
Don't feed the plants!
The flower shop level was so buggy it was near unplayable, but that just made it hilarious. Also, "The results are positive. Lisa is DEFINITELY in another apartment," was one of the best lines I've ever seen in a videogame.
TV Tropes:The Porn Magazine
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Space hobo
It consists of several naked tropers in a huge array of bizarre fetishes. Brain Bleach is reeccomennded to be at hand before reading.
Super Meat Boy: The JRPG
Nearly unplayable. Monsters all kill you in one hit anyways, so why did they even have potions in the first place?
Recettear: The Musical
Don't feed the plants!
One of the more interesting takes on RPG cliches I've seen. At times evoked all the great musicals, too. The Act One Finale, "Adam Smith Hates My Guts/Adam Smith Is In Love (With Me)" was funny in concept and EPIC in execution.
Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog:The Search Engine
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Dreaming out loud.
It'd be wonderful, actually.
Thirty Hs: The Reality Game Show.
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
My god! This is so bad, I am actually entertained. It is a very strange reality show indeed.
The Nostalgia Critic: FOR KIDS!
edited 3rd Jan '11 7:09:47 AM by WartysNeryon
The Beta Male
He thinks every show he reviews it "SUUUUUUUUPER FUN!"
Yahtzee: The Movie
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Unreasonably Quirky
Dice Clay, Dice Simmons, Dice Armstrong, Dice Jackson and Dice Henderson were five ordinary guys who took life for granted... until the evil Sorcerer Yahtzee used his powers to lock them all within a wooden jar. Only by putting aside their differences, coming together and constructing a full house can they break the spell.
Sesame Street: The Abridged Series
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
I could tell this is an amateur's attempt at an Abridged Series. Random pop culture references shoehorned in and the humor is rather grating. And don't get me started on the juvenile fart jokes upon introductions of a letter.
Team Fortress 2: The Trading Card Game
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Forum lurking fox
Valve is trying yet another idea with their Cash-Cow Franchise. This time a more turn based approach.
The card game is based off Team Fortress 2's backstory, more then the actual game itself. So it is kind of a Gaiden Game to boot.
The real catch? Each card pack comes with a code on unlocking new and unusual items in Team Fortress 2! such as HATS!!!
Wii Sports: The Animated Series
Sonic hates SOPA
Unreasonably Quirky
Be prepared to watch four poorly animated humanoids with giant heads and completely static facial expressions engage in various athletics (and eye- rollingly corny dialogue).
Roots: The Video Game
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
Show an affirming flame
The Nightwatchers are displayed in glaring Special Effects and the voices are dubbed horribly and there is too much Adaption Decay.
Fantastic Voyage the Video game
edited 20th Jan '11 4:40:52 AM by sabrina_diamond
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Forum lurking fox
Very loosely based on the original or even correct human biology/anatomy with trying too hard to apply rule of cool. Also tries to play out to the vore fetishists but fails. A game made entirely of Womb Levels and is very Squicky.
edited 20th Jan '11 4:48:16 AM by KuroFox
Sonic hates SOPA
The titular protagonist is played by Megan Fox. Uwe Boll directs.
Team Fortress 2: The Board Game
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.