YMMV / The Four Gospels

  • Alternative Character Interpretation: And Alternative Interpretation, period. The differences in doctrine in various forms of Christianity are a testament to this, despite all of them using the same scriptures - they interpret or even translate the details differently. Similarly, scholars who write about the "real" historical Jesus often have different interpretations of him and his times.
    • A specific one is the case of Judas. The Gospels all say Jesus foresaw that Judas would betray him, but Jesus' words to him in the Gospel of John, "What you are about to do, do quickly" is sometimes taken further to mean that Jesus ordered Judas to betray him beforehand. This interpretation appears in the Gnostic Gospel of Judas, which was never part of the Biblical canon, and the novel and film The Last Temptation of Christ, as well as in many of Shusaku Endo's novels, including Silence (also made into a film by Martin Scorsese who clearly likes the theory very much). Endo noted in A Life of Jesus that Judas cannot be entirely condemned if his action played a part in Jesus' sacrifice and salvation, and that Jesus' All-Loving Hero nature meant that he would have forgiven and pardoned Judas for his actions, which is how he interprets the exchange in the Gospel of John.
    • Despite appearing to be be a Celibate Hero in the canonical gospels, in some ancient and modern works Jesus is romantically paired or at least Ship Teased with Mary Magdalene. Or Mary is sometimes depicted as having unrequited romantic feelings for him, whereas the canonical gospels are silent about her love life too. Such works include some Gnostic gospels, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Last Temptation of Christ and The Da Vinci Code.
  • Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: The guy running naked during the arrest of Jesus. Some scholars actually use this as an argument for the historicity of Mark's gospel— a good author would never include such a bizarrely off-key event at the dramatic high point of the story, unless maybe he was recording something that actually happened. Some even think the guy was Mark himself.
    • The Secret Gospel of Mark includes a passage beforehand which inserts a youth who is probably the same guy earlier in the story, in a parallel to the resurrection of Lazarus.
  • Critical Research Failure: The timeline the Gospel of Luke gives for Jesus' birth doesn't add up, since Herod the Great died in 4 BC and the census if Quirinius was in 6 AD. There was also no particular reason for Joseph to be involved, since Nazereth wasn't part of it and no census ever required people to register in the home of their ancestors instead of where they actually live (and pay taxes). Either the author made a mistake or Joseph was deeply confused.
  • Or maybe Dionysius Exiguus of Scythia Minor, the guy who designed the BC AD Calendar System was wrong. We, to be honest, have very little idea when Jesus of Nazareth was actually born. Current estimates put his birth at 4 BC.