Hi I'm Pushit ( that's a Tool reference by the way, they're one of my favorite bands), I'm a lot of things but I'm not really a fan of labels, I guess you could call me an Alternative Metalhead.
Tropes that apply:
- Love Hurts: I've never been too lucky in that department
- Deadpan Snarker: Yes I am, but then again who isn't these days?
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: I've had to ask friends what I'm talking about
- A Man Is Not A Virgin: Averted painfully, but maybe one day
- Foot Focus: It works it's way into my stories
- Nightmare Fuel Fetishist
- Big Beautiful Woman: My kind of girl, but not too big
- Chaotic Good: My personal choice in alignment
- Jerkass: I'm not gonna lie, I can be like this on occasion
- Accentuate the Negative: I'll find faults with my favorite things
- Brutal Honesty: sometimes this is my native tongue
- Friendless Background: I have few friends. A combination of lack of confidence and incompetence
- Hates Being Touched: Inverted
- Where da White Women At?
- Me Love You Long Time
- Mistaken for Gay: Mainly because my brother is people assume I must be
- The Pollyanna: I've become this which is good
- Chivalrous Pervert
- All Men Are Perverts: I think about sex all the time, I blame it on the fact that I avert A Man Is Not A Virgin
- Dark Is Not Evil: I believe this, I love dark things
- Wide-Eyed Idealist: I was this once but then I sobered up
