Hi! I am 14, I love dogs and my sister (
not in that way, you sicko) and other things. I HATE Fred Phelps, Twilight, animal abusers, etc.
I am told I have a great singing voice. Which the kids at school/camp will not let go. Yeah, getting followed around asking me to do this or sing that is a bit annoying.
Does not give a fuck about Firefly. It may sound like I'm trolling, but I'm not.
Created the pages for two fanfiction:
ChibiUsa's Seventh Birthday, and
Debt. And for
Adele, but she's not a fanfiction.
I display the following tropes:
Edit if you please
- Afraid of Needles
- Berserk Button (Let me put it like this: if you insult my sister, I will not kill you. However, I will think about killing you whenever I see you, and I will kill you if I can get away with it.)
- Little Brother Instinct
- Big Eater (yet somehow perfect BMI)
- Bi the Way: Yes.
- Catch Phrase: "Oh my god, it's (insert name of character that actor played while in another movie insert name of character that actor played while in another movie)! Hi, (insert name of character that actor played while in another movie)!"
- Cloudcuckoolander
- Does Not Like Spam: Any vegetable, except for maybe potatoes. And also, can't stand the taste of pasta.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Many, but mainly pizza and french fries.
- Why Did It Have To Be Bees?: Why does everyone think being terrified of bees is worth mocking?
- Yuri Fanboy (planning on writing a Sailor Moon lemon, but doesn't have the guts to)
- Never Live It Down - "SO, YOU LIKE DOGS, HUH?!"
I am a fan of:
Feel free to vandalize!
'sup bro, your page is now awesome because I wrote on it. —
WitchBeatrice
-Thanks, my not-really-sis! (She's elsewhere on the site)— ILD
This page has just been made 10 degrees cooler. -
The Fan
Hello! —
Kinkajou
Sailor Moon eh? —
a vandal
Awesome! So a mature straight boy about my age DOES exist! —
Soap Magic
Aren't you a little young to be writing a lemon? ~
The Mighty Anonym
To Anonym: Maybe, but I don't particularly care. And in fact I have written one, just not the Minako/Rei one. 'Tis Ty Zula. -I Love Dogs
*runs in and lets loose with spray paint* —
another vandal
I also don't like Twilight
click -
Nekoalexa
Vandalism vandalism vandalism vandalism vandalism! ~
Game Spazze
I'm here to vandalize your page, as requested. Also here to say you seem like a pretty cool guy. Also, give the characters in Twilight a break, Alice is pretty cool too, but no one else is. -
Original Hobbit
Batty, say hi to ILD! -
Sabre's Edge
...Furthermore, you, sir, are cool! ~
Jinjoman
Well, hello fellow Twilight hater.
-disappears when you look away- KABOOM! -
Ze Stealth Meister
Meow~! -
red223
63!me says hi in a slightly bitter and annoyed tone. Ignore her, she's not slept well lately. -
Phoenixor
PUPPIES! ... where are they? -
Stolen By Faeries