My name is Sam, Sam I am. Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
Tropes associated with me:
- Badass Bookworm: Fairly strong, but I'm more of an intellectual than a Genius Bruiser.
- Black Comedy: Quite a bit of this in my jokes.
- Boisterous Bruiser: I'm rather large and loud.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: That is often the case, though when I put my mind to something, it gets done even if other people would give up due to sheer stubbornness.
- Ditzy Genius: I forget stuff a lot. Occasionally borders on Absent-Minded Professor.
- Encyclopaedic Knowledge: I can rattle off facts about really weird things.
- Genius Sweet Tooth: I like junk food more than I should. I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!
- Horny Vikings: No, I prefer the real goggles-helmed ones.
- Intelligence Equals Isolation: Sadly true to a degree.
- Military School: I did this.
- Model United Nations: I did this in high school.
- Must Have Caffeine
- The Smart Guy
- Smart People Know Latin: A little bit.
- Smart People Play Chess
- Southern-Fried Genius: Not very southern even though I come from a southern state, but more southern than most from my area.
- Surrounded by Idiots: Happens a lot.
- Teen Genius: Spent my teenage years as this.
- They Just Dont Get It: I have this feeling a lot.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Mountan Dew, Monster Rehab.
Works and genres that I frequently indulge in:
- Tabletop Games: I'm a wargamer and a roleplayer.
- Folk Metal
- Military Science Fiction
