Hurricane Of Insults: a truly epic one from "On The Floor" (almost all of which are, fully or in part actual quotes of Keating)
Oh no! They sent the Doctor to get us!
It’s like being flogged with warm lettuce and cabbages!
The feral abacus! Come to savage us!
He must be ravenous! Ravenous!
‘Mister Mediocrity, from the bunyip aristocracy’,
the Member for Wentworth should be in bed,
he’s like a lizard on a rock – alive, but lookin’ dead.
Old Dozy knows when I’ve got ‘im,
he always turns around when I drop one on ‘im,
it’s somethin’ he can’t psychologically handle,
him and his band of constitutional vandals.
Drones and pansies, frauds and mugs,
blackguards, harlots, pigs and thugs,
you mindless stupid foul-mouthed grubs,
you couldn’t even raffle a chook in a pub!
Barnyard bullies, crims and ghouls, dullards, dimwits,
ninnies, clowns and fools and born-to-rules,
over here we’re born to rule you,
you dishonest crew, you almost make me spew!
Loopy intellectual hoboes!
Brain-damaged dummies and desperadoes!
Hare-brained hillbilly cheats! cheats! cheats!
They'll always be cheats! cheats! cheats!
Useless motley corporate crooks and clots!
Stunned-mullet rustbucket boxheads!
Scumbags! And alley cats!
You wanna fight back?
Fight back! Fight back from that!