The Exes Title Card
The Exes is an American comedy television series starring Kristen Johnston, Donald Faison, Wayne Knight, David Alan Basche, and Kelly Stables. Divorce attorney Holly (Kristen Johnston) introduces her client, Stuart (David Alan Basche), to his new roommates: two other divorced men who share an apartment that Holly owns. At first Phil (Donald Faison) and Haskell (Wayne Knight) have reservations about Stuart moving in, but Holly is right across the hall to help when things start to go downhill.
This series has the examples of:
- Anything That Moves: Phil and Eden really get around. finally to each other toward the end of season 3
- Artistic License - Biology: When Eden delivers her baby, the umbilical cord is non-existent.
- Bow Chicka Wow Wow: Butchered by Holly in one episode.
Phil: It's bow chicka wow wow and you just ruined it.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Literally Holly.
- Calling Your Attacks: Haskell with "dust storm"
- Composite Character: Although from different sources, Haskell's qualities and behaviors are shared by both Dennis Nedry and Newman, both played by Wayne Knight.
- The Couch: Haskell loves his couch almost as much as another sitcom personality.
- Dawson Casting: According to a rule at a club Eden frequents, no one over 25 is allowed in. They refuse Holly, but Kelly Stables is 35, so she should have been bounced as well.
- Double Entendre: From 3x01:
(Regarding Holly's broken vibrator)
- Dude Looks Likea Lady: Not a very pretty one, either. When Haskell is meeting Holly at a lesbian bar, the women mistake him for a butch lesbian. He rolls with it. Twice.
- Ensemble Cast: It's hard to tell if this is a Donald Faison vehicle or a Kristen Johnston vehicle, but the whole cast seems to take the wheel at times, and Hilarity Ensues.
- Ensemble Dark Horse: Eden as of season 3.
- Evil Twin: Sabrina to Julie.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: They're all exes.
- Friends Rent Control: Averted in Holly's case, but played-with with the guys. Holly is a well-off partner in a legal firm and owns her apartment. She also owns the guys' apartment since she bought it before her engagement fell apart. She rents it to them and seems to be pretty flexible on the rent, even forgiving two months late rent if Phil will agree to go to a dinner in her stead. Phil and Stuart are both shown to have fairly lucrative jobs (agent/dentist, respectively) but are paying hefty amounts in alimony. The show never seems to explain exactly what Haskell does (he used to be a pro bowler), but it's obvious he now makes his money on the internet. If not for the alimony they're all paying, at least Stuart and Phil would be able to afford the apartment, maybe even Haskell if he still has some money stashed away.
- Friends with Benefits: Phil tries to arrange this with Eden after she decides the two should go back to being friends.
- Gag Penis: Stuart, to Holly's surprise.
- Genre Savvy: When Haskell's ex-wife is in an auto accident and experiences memory loss, cue the following:
Haskell: You know, I hear in situations like this, sometimes another bonk on the head will straighten things out. You got some kind of medical hammer lying around?
- Gold Digger: Eden shows signs of this.
- Happy Dance: The "no more alimony" dance.
Phil: I don't got to pay no more!
- Hard-Drinking Party Girl: Eden during season 1, and if 3x14 is any indication, she may be returning to her old ways.
Holly: Aren't you the same girl who licked tequila off a bar room floor?
- Nikki tries to be this again after her divorce.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: Arguably, Holly's relationship with the guys as well as the guys themselves.
- Hidden Depths: Haskell is revealed to be a great ballroom dancer and used to be on the dive team.
- Hide Your Pregnancy: Averted. Kelly Stables's pregnancy was written in to avoid this. With Ms. Stables's short stature, any attempt at hiding her belly would have looked extra ridiculous.
- Played straight in an early season 2 episode where she carries a large bag, though her character is revealed to be pregnant in the same episode.
- Hollywood Dateless: Stuart. Holly dips her toe into the trope, but her character is portrayed much more realistically in the dating department (even for sitcom standards).
- Lady Drunk: If Haskell isn't exaggerating, his mother fits this trope.
- Lazy Bum: Haskell
Haskell: We Lutz-es are a sedentary people. I was 9 before I saw my grandfather stand.
- Manic Pixie Dream Girl: Sabrina
- Mistaken for Gay: In a scheme to impress her sister, Holly let's Jill assume Eden is her partner and that the baby is theirs.
- Subverted. Stuart thinks Chuck is hitting on him, but is convinced otherwise by Phil. Turns out he was right all along.
- To patch things up with Stuart and his assistant Deanna (whom Phil slept with), Phil pretends to be gay. Deanna thinks Phil and Stuart are a couple.
- Haskell again in season 3. Of course he rolls with it.
- My Beloved Smother: How Haskell's various anecdotes about his mother portray her.
- No Brows: Holly in 3x14
- Online Alias: Haskell
Stuart: That's you in a lab coat.
Haskell: Indeed, and yes, that is the Space Shuttle in the background.
- Raging Stiffie: To calm himself down before speaking at a funeral, Phil takes what he thought were Stuart's valium. The "V" actually stood for Viagra, but he didn't find out until he was already AT said funeral.
- Real Life Writes the Plot: Kelly Stables's pregnancy was written into the show during season 2.
- Reverse Psychology: How Phil manipulates his boss.
Phil: Your dad would've fired me on the spot.
Grant: See you on Monday.
- Servile Snarker: Amelia, the guy's cleaning lady for one episode, much to Haskell's enjoyment.
- Sex With The Ex: Haskell doesn't try very hard to resist his ex-wife's advances.
- Ship Tease: Phil and Eden
- Shout-Out: In one episode, Zach Braff guest stars as a client of Phil's. When Phil asks how long they've known each other, Braff's character says that when they met, Phil was just a goofy intern.
- Standardized Sitcom Housing: Haven't we seen that apartment/neighbor apartment layout before? The bar's layout and general location look awfully familiar as well.
- Stunt Casting: Phil and Chuck
- Status Quo Is God: Phil and Eden become a couple for several episodes before going back to being friends.
- Team Mom: Holly, who also borders on team little-sister.
- The Stinger: Most episodes as the credits roll at the bottom.
- Throw It In: The network definitely seems to have taken that approach with the commercial ads. Most 30 minute series run for 22 minutes. The Exes clocks in at just over 20. The season 2 finale was 19 1/2!
- Truncated Theme Tune: The opening theme was introduced in the beginning of season 2 and truncated about halfway through the same season.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Haskell and his ex, Margo.
- Wardrobe Malfunction: In universe. Holly's "donor eyebrows" come loose and go every which way.
- Wire Dilemma: When trying to repair Holly's broken vibrator, Haskell is confronted with the red wire, blue wire dilemma.
- Wrong Genre Savvy: Haskell thinks Sabrina is pretending to be her own good twin. She is crazy enough to do that, but turns out she wasn't.