"Some things the police cannot protect you from."
Mad Dogs (2011-) is a British dramedy in which four old college friends, played by The Master
, Gene Hunt
and the guy from the adverts
reunite with the newly successful fifth member of their gang, Alvo, at his new villa in Mallorca. Things take a dark turn when Alvo steals a "friend's" boat, dragging his friends into his own vengeance.And then Tony Blair shoots somebody.
Tensions build as the Four Philosophy Ensemble
are caught in the middle of a nightmare of murder, drugs and corruption and the difficult pasts and conflicting opinions threaten to tear the group apart.
This show provides examples of:
- Affably Evil: Drug baron and master criminal Mackenzie forces the Mad Dogs to eat ice cream on the beach with him, then gets them to work together in his kitchen to cook a Spanish Omelette for dinner.
- Rick in particular is so perturbed by the pleasantries that it causes him to snap and scream at Mackenzie.
- The Alcoholic: Woody in a past life, but he stresses his reformed nature throughout the series.
- The Atoner: While on the run in Carmen's home village, Quinn sits alone in a church and confesses his murder of Maria to God, and eventually starts sobbing.
- Bad Guy Bar: Quinn ends up the manager of one in his new life in South Africa, and becomes noticeably pissed off and anxious about the fact that everyone there, including himself, is a liar on the run from something.
- Berserk Button: Referring to Rick as an "Accountant" causes him to seriously lose his shit. He insists that he is actually a Financial Advisor.
- Bilingual Bonus: Lots and lots of native Spanish is spoken that the boys don't understand. In particular, Carmen's mother mentions Baxter with a devious smile on her face.
- Black Comedy: Despite all the explosions, the gory murders, the body disposals and so on, part of the show's appeal is the four herberts' reaction and their incompetent attempts to deal with it.
- Black Magic: Paranoid Rick constantly worries about whether the Santerian village they're in will entangle them in voodoo curses.
Quinn: "We're in a small Spanish village, not Lord of the Fucking Rings!"
- Rick is also the only one to see visions of the Tokoloshe in series 3.
- British Brevity: Only four episodes in each series.
- Butt Monkey: When the group is cornered by a hostile force, it is almost always Baxter who is targeted first for hostilities, simply based on his appearance. Tiny Blair in particular really seems to dislike him for no reason.
- The title is eventually passed onto Rick, the only one of the four who fails to make something of himself in South Africa.
- Call Back: Dead animals found by the guys where they are staying, for instance the dead goat in Alvo's pool and the dead bird in the apartment they rent in Series 2.
- Daylight Horror: Beautiful and sunny holiday locations contrast to the truly corrupt, violent and surreal goings on.
- Death Is Dramatic: Most of the time averted, most deaths are brutal and undramatic, adding realistic tension to the series. The deaths of Alvo, possibly Dominic and Hector are examples of this averted trope. The death of Maria is an exception; her death is very dramatic and is in slow motion.
- Downer Ending: Quinn is dead and the group is torn apart. Although with Season 2 it has been shown the other guys went back for Quinn and now have accidently ended up in more trouble in Ibiza.
- The Don: Mackenzie. aka the man who Alvo stole the money from.
- Enhanced Interrogation Techniques: Referenced by the head of the prison in Morocco, and used on the guys.
- Establishing Character Moment: Mackenzie pulls up next to Quinn posing as an innocent, good-natured tourist asking for directions, only to pull a gun on him and drop a Precision F-Strike. This is pretty much how Mackenzie comes across to everyone who meets him.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Mackenzie asks for a volunteer to spend the night with him as his "hostage". Rick is the only one to volunteer, but gets told to take a hike.
- Fair Cop: Corrupt Mallorcan detective Maria is ridiculously attractive, and succeeds in seducing the boys like a snake in order to interrogate them.
- False Flag Operation: After the guys accidentally expose their true identities in South Africa, an American contact sends them on a Snipe Hunt out into the middle of nowhere to find "Lazaro", an ex-CIA spook who may be able to help them. It turns out that Lazaro is still in league with the CIA and is actually waiting to assassinate them.
- Fanservice: Maria Botto and Leticia Dolera. All without Getting Crap Past the Radar
- There's also Marc Warren in little speedos.
- Fingore: The boys return to the villa, only to find Tiny Blair murdered and stuffed into Alvo's freezer, with his fingers chopped off and crammed into his mouth. Cue panic stations.
- Fish out of Water: The basic premise of the show. Four depressed, middle-aged herberts from suburban England get involved in murder, police corruption, drug dealing, money laundering, drug manufacturing, car bombs and identity fraud. All within the space of a week. Completely by accident and/or fate.
- Four Philosophy Ensemble: Rick is The Cynic, Quinn The Optimist, Baxter The Realist and Woody plays The Apathetic. Carmen in Series 2 is The Conflicted.
- Four Temperament Ensemble:
- Baxter: Sanguine
- Rick: Choleric
- Quinn: Melancholic
- Woody: Phlegmatic
- The Ghost: The guys families back in England.
- The Mafia: The Serbian Mafia, although they actually have nothing to do with the money or the boat are referenced and there is a huge trade in drugs around Spain and Ibiza.
- The Napoleon: "Tiny Blair", the Police-affiliated dwarf gangster who wears a giant Tony Blair mask.
- This is actually accidental as the script called for "Tony Blair", but was misspelled "Tiny Blair" and loads of short men auditioned for the role
- Never My Fault: Baxter explodes into a petulant rage whenever someone (usually Quinn or Rick) insinuate that everything is his fault.
- Not Quite Dead: Woody reverses into Dominic at high speed, smashing into him and sending him flying straight over the bonnet. His body appears a bloodied, very dead-looking mess at first, but he then manages to get up and stagger forwards, muttering incoherently before collapsing again.
- Oh Crap: The entire series and all of its cliffhangers are built on Oh Crap moments.
- Only a Flesh Wound: Quinn is shot in the upper arm by Maria after he shoots her to prevent her from killing the other guys. Although it bleeds quite badly he suffers no ill effects at all.
- Only One Name: Every single character in the show is only referred to by one name. In the boys' cases, they go by their nicknames that date back to their college years.
- Their full names are revealed in their CIA files during the final episode of series 3.
- Only Sane Man: Oddly enough, Rick is often the only one to see how bad things are and what to do. For instance, in Series 2 he rightly suggests they throw the 3 million Euros into the sea and go back to England, so they cannot be traced. Of course, the other guys don't listen to him.
- Paranoia Fuel: In universe, all four of them get increasingly tense and paranoid.
- Especially Rick, who snaps under the stress when Mackenzie serves him a home-cooked Spanish Omelette, instead of beating him up or killing him.
- Posthumous Character: Alvo, Maria and possibly Dominic (it was unclear whether he died) all appear in "two weeks ago" flashbacks.
- Sanity Slippage: Just after killing Maria and saving his friends lives, Quinn, complete with face paint, bandana and gunshot wound, turns the gun on those same friends and tells them to fuck off and never come back.
- Stuff Blowing Up: In Ibiza, the boys get their money changed and are about to go home as rich men, when suddenly their hire car explodes into a gigantic fireball.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: A highly insecure, miserable Alvo does this to all four of his friends, and seems intent on causing as much embarrassment and humiliation to them as possible in order to boost his own self-esteem.
- Rick, the most histrionic and least reliant Mad Dog, also gets this speech multiple times from Baxter and Quinn for just generally being a pain in the arse.
- Reckless Gun Usage: At the villa, Baxter acquires Tiny Blair's pistol and starts carrying it around with him wherever he goes, even to the police station. He stops after accidentally blowing a hole in the roof.
- The Reveal In the first episode that Alvo is has gang connections, and in the last that Maria is not a member of the police but a gangster. Although the last one was suspected since they showed up.
- Villainous Breakdown: After Lazaro's rubbish plan to assassinate the mad dogs goes tits up, he resorts to growling, baring his teeth and barking at them while pinned under a table.
- What Do You Mean, It's Not Symbolic?: The Catholic Church and Santerķa imagery in Series 2. The guys hide money in a statue of the Virgin Mary, and the old woman protects the guys by painting them in a wide circle of goats blood. As Quinn steps out of the circle, things take a turn for the worse. And don't get started on the shrunken heads...
- Yank the Dog's Chain: Baxter falls in love with Carmen during series 2 and embarks on a short, yet passionate summer romance with her amongst the drug dealing and money laundering. Both are left emotionally devastated when Baxter is forced to flee Ibiza and never see her again.