He must be somewhere in the basement. No one ever leaves the basement.
And that makes me sad. Can any of you help me with my depression? I'm depressed, and whenever I get depressed I go to Jordan and he plays a depressing video game.
Examples that make me sad.
- Creepy Good: B-But Jordan wanted me to kill the evil half of his face! Honest!
- The Eeyore: No I can't lighten up. Why don't you lighten up, huh?! I just want to be alone.
- The Gadfly: I can always count on Jordan when I'm depressed, and I'm always depressed.
- Literal Split Personality: I'm depressed. I'm depressed that Anxiety Jordan is a mess. I'm depressed that Evil Jordan had to die. I'm depressed that Skele-Jordan had to die again. I'm depressed that Caddicarus has a dog and that one day it will die. I'm depressed that Jordan was depressed when he was little and now we're all stuck in this basement. I don't think he likes me very much, and that makes me sad…
- Perpetual Frowner: I smile sometimes…
- With Friends Like These...: I don't think Jordan likes me very much. Sometimes he would ignore me or tell me to go away, but then I had to get Mr. Whiskers. He's my friend, and he does bad things to people when he gets angry.
- Your Mom: …touches upon dark subjects.
