Citizen, I must advise you that all spoilers of Epithet Erased are unmarked. Make of this warning what you will.
Percy's Stats:
Stamina: Lv. 1 ★☆☆☆☆
Proficiency: Lv. 1 ★★★★★
Creativity: Lv. 1 ★★★★☆
Stamina: Lv. 1 ★☆☆☆☆
Proficiency: Lv. 1 ★★★★★
Creativity: Lv. 1 ★★★★☆
(For the best listening experience, I'd advise you to read this page in the voice of Sandra Espionza.)
Greetings, citizen. It appears that you've stumbled onto my page of self-demonstration. My name is Percival King, but please, call me Percy. I was the one who made a search for the Arsene Amulet in the first season of Epithet Erased, which lead me to the township of Redwood Run.
My epithet is Parapet. It makes various towers and huts that create a variety of different effects, such as a wizard tower that shoots off lightning in various directions, or an apothecary that heals any physical wounds that you may have sustained. Not mental wounds, though. It is not a substitute for a licensed psychotherapist.
Here are some of the tropes that I may display:
- Bizarre Taste in Food: Whatever do you mean? It is the most normal piece of food that you could possibly imagine. A piece of plain toast and a glass of water. On holidays, I add butter... to the water.
- Combat Medic: My buildings have a variety of effects, including healing a small area or taking down criminals with a single lightning blast.
- The Comically Serious: This page is certainly one of many self-demonstrating pages out there, but I am certain, they are talking about themselves. Just like I am right now. Quite nice, isn't it?
- Cool Sword: It is a Real-Ass Goddamn Sword, after all. Real-Ass Goddamn weapons are the only weapons in the world capable of actually wounding someone... which makes them much more dangerous if an epithet like Zora Salazar's Sundial is Inscribed on one.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Yes, my hair is quite nice. Do you need help over there, citizen?
- Honor Before Reason: You are quite honorable, citizen. What do you mean, you're a troper? What is that term? Erm... Forget about my question. That just makes you even more honorable that you're able to stomach the many tropes of this strange website.
- Innocently Insensitive: Still, I'm not quite sure why you call yourself a... troper.
- Ms. Fixit: Another application of my epithet is repairing the infrastructures of damaged objects. It works most efficiently with architectural objects, such as walls or doors, but it can also do smaller repairs for non-architectural objects such as cars.
- No Social Skills: I do not understand this trope. Nevermind that, I am not sure why you are staring at me like that.
- Power-Strain Blackout: During the final standoff with the bounty hunter Zora Salazar, I created a multitude of wizard towers to blast Zora in addition to my already scarce stamina, Which caused me to pass out at that time, but at least safety has been secured.
- Serious Business: This page is a very serious one, citizen.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: Oh? Citizen, you say that I have a tendency of using extensive words? Whatever do you mean, citizen?
- Squishy Wizard: My wizard towers have a variety of effects, ranging from apothecaries that heal a certain area of their physical wounds, or wizard towers that blast away foes with adroitness, but I do admit that my stamina is lacking.
Thank you for your time, citizen. Now I must go.
