- Afraid of Blood
- Subliminal Seduction
- Suicide by Cop: Referred to by name as how most of the killers met their ends
- Unusual Euphemism: This lineBus Driver: Yeah, I picked him up. Drove four feet, then he went apewire.
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
- The Woobie: Ed. As SF Debris points out, the guy is just impossible not to feel utter pity for.