"So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut..."
—Phoebe (quoting a typical Fun Bobby story), Friends
"You absolutely do not have permission to not remember the same things I don't remember especially when the results of your not remembering are so potentially life shattering!"
— Ash, Misfile
Kryten: Oh, my goodness! Oh - oooh, my head. What happened to me? Damage control report! "Dehydration level: 45%. Recall of previous evening: 2%. Embarrassment factor: 91%! Advised repair schedule: reboot startup disk, offline for 36 hours and replace head". BOY, what a night! Ugh, is it just me or is that cockroach shuffling too loudly?
Rimmer: Kryten, it's called a hangover, don't panic.
Lister: We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space. Can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?
Cat: Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone. It's the policewoman's helmet and suspenders I don't understand!
— Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"
Oh my God! I woke up with a snake tattoo!
Oh my God! And I think that my tongue's pierced too!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
It's the Sunday morning after
And baby, who the hell are you?
— Amanda Marshall, "Sunday Morning After"
"What did we do last night?"
—Finn, after he and Jake wake up in a pile of bananas in a jail cell in Hell, Adventure Time
Mal: "How drunk was I last night?"
Jayne: "I dunno, I passed out."
— "Our Mrs. Reynolds", Firefly
Yes. Yes, this was a mistake. He'd made more mistakes than any man, woman, or child on the face of the earth, but this? This took the cake and threw it right out the window, screaming and crying as it jumped out after the cake.
Calm down, Ozpin. You just... okay, there's no real reason to be calm. You just slept with a terrorist and supercriminal that is trying to blow up your academy and presumably kill everyone inside of it. How drunk, exactly, were you? How drunk, exactly, was she? Why don't you remember important things, like... I dunno, why you had just slept with a terrorist and supercriminal?