Haiku / What Did I Do Last Night?

Step One: Drink a lot.
Step Two: Do weird stuff, pass out.
Step Three: "What the HECK!?"
—>—So We Ate Them

A unicorn tattoo?
And who is this strange person?
What the hell happened?!
—>—Katana Cat

Why the heck am I wearing
A pink thong on my head?

I've no idea
What happened last night, but I'm
Certain it was strange.