Step One: Drink a lot.\\
Step Two: Do weird stuff, pass out.\\
Step Three: "What the HECK!?"\\

A unicorn tattoo?\\
And who is this strange person?\\
What the hell happened?!\\

Why the heck am I wearing\\
A pink thong on my head?

I've no idea\\
What happened last night, but I'm\\
Certain it was strange.