Quotes / What Did You Expect When You Named It ____?

Gentlemen, it would seem that Operation Certain Failure... has failed.

— Gendo to the JSDF, NGE One-Shot - Card Games For Charity

"Blackout got his powers by experimenting with Darkforce. Because nothing bad ever happens when you work with something called 'Darkforce'."

— Phil Coulson, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

See, the problem is they never should have named this place New "Tristram". We wouldn't be getting attacked all the time if we were called, oh, I don't know, New Wellington, would we?

— Bron the Barkeep on naming the town after one destroyed by an insane king and demons, Diablo III

Dajjal. Honestly. Building one of those things in Iraq and naming it after the Islamic antichrist. Where were your brains?

— Reddin, Supergod

Matt: I told you Flounder was a terrible name for a boat!
Dolittle: Nonsense. The flounder is a wonderful little fish, survived for millions of years.
Matt: Aye, below the surface!

—Doctor Dolittle

"In the darkness one of the crew members knocked over a bucket of hot tar, setting Hell Gate ablaze, which was quite fitting."

—Defunctland, "The History of Coney Island"

"On August 12th 1944, a fire started in the Dragon's Gorge attraction, because of course it did."

—Defunctland, "The History of Coney Island"

Mario: W-well his name is Does Bad Things Guy, what did you expect?!
Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, y- imma go my bad on that one, your right- your right. I really should've predicted he'd be doing some bad things.

—SuperMarioLogan, "The Secret Door"

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