Quotes: Talk to the Fist

The Tongue offends, and the Ears get the Cuffing.
Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack (1757)

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    Anime and Manga 

Fritz Stanford: HAHAHAHAHA! Are you afraid?! There's no way you're not! Now witness the awesome power of —
[BLAM!]
Revy: Shut the fuck up. Can't you see I wasn't even listening? I mean, were you trying to sell me the damn gun or what?

    Comic Books 

Judge Fear: Gaze into the face of Fear!
Judge Dredd: GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!
(Dredd puts his fist through Judge Fear's face and into his skull up to Dredd's wrist.)

    Film — Live-Action 

Loki: ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by—
(WHAM-WHAM-WHAM! WHAM-WHAM!)
The Incredible Hulk: ...puny god.

When you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!

    Literature 

Hari: And you don't block a groin-kick with your hands, you take it on the thigh. Every time you drop your hands, you're gonna get a whack. You understand?
Kris: Yes, I'm starting to— (takes uppercut to solar plexus)
Hari: Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not— (takes jab to face) ... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.

    Live-action TV 

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

"The law of my fist is about to compel your teeth!"
The Blackfish, Game of Thrones

    Video Games 

Chakravartin: You have exceeded my expectations. I praise you. You are indeed the one to inherit this world. Gaea must be led by one of its own. Now that you have become a perfect being, I may now leave this world, and save other worlds in need of my guidance. Come, and join your daughter (...) (extends hand) I am counting on you.
Asura: ...(extends arm) I refuse.

Don't speak. Just die.
Dante, Devil May Cry 2

I've had enough of your snide insinuations! (punch)
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 1

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! (punch)
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2

Soon the defense will rest... her fist upon your face.
She-Hulk, when facing off against Phoenix Wright in Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

"What an agreeable little lamb you are! I have been grooming victims for the Vake since, oh, long before the Fall, but I've never found one as argh; damn you; ow; desist; REEEGH!"
A certain treasonous Naturalist, being interrupted by your ticked-off character and his armful of rocks, Fallen London

    Web Animation 

AK-130 Android: Intruder. Identify yourself.
Adam: *Fires Blush into it's face*
RWBY, "Black" trailer

    Webcomics 

Psycho Mantis: Hold up... Crash Bandicoot? SERIOUSLY? You played THAT!?
Solid Snake: *shoots Psycho Mantis on the head*
Psycho Mantis: Ow, wait I'm not finished!

    Web Original 

It feels like itís been centuries since two-time welterweight BlackBerry boxer grand champion Naomi Campbell has injected fear into the streets by whoopiní tricks left and right. Naomi hasnít curbed her cuntiness (THANK GOD), but I thought that maybe she retired her slapping hands and was done with leaving her mark (aka her palm print) on peopleís faces. Well, I thought wrong, because Naomi the Terrible was back to terrorizing hos in Cuba yesterday.

A cameraman from NBC News made the mistake of following Naomi as she left her hotel in Havana. Naomi told him to get out of her face. Now, when Naomi Campbell tells you to get out of her face, you either listen or you call your mother to tell her you love her, put on a helmet and hope for the best while clutching a rosary. The cameraman kept filming and so Naomi came for his ass....Naomi later called NBC News to apologize and said it was all just one, big misunderstanding! What Naomi means by ďmisunderstandingĒ is that she didnít want a camera filming her face for free and the cameraman didnít understand that, so she had to explain it to him in a language he may understand. The language being her favorite language: Slapanese. Thatís what she meant.
Michael K., "Naomi The Terrible Is Up To Her Old Tricks Again"

???: Difficulty is not a concern. But enlighten me, what is it that you think will be difficult about this plan?
(Nova does not answer with a reply, she simply presses in on the trigger of the thunderlord, causing it to let loose with its massive .50 caliber electrostatic rounds.)
Nova : See, the problem with that is plans become much harder to complete when you're dead.

    Web Video 

Let this be a lesson, kids. When debating, solve your problems not with an agreement, but by screaming "I AM A MAN!" and punching them in the guts. Allow me to demonstrate. "I AM A MAN!!!" *punch*
Linkara

Kakyoin!Rubber Soul: I'm Rubber Soul!
(Rubber Soul reveals himself.)
Rubber Soul: And this is my real identity, Rubber Soul, Mr. Damn Handsome.
Jotaro: What's with this guy? He's annoying.
Rubber Soul: Huh? What was that? There's something on my face? What is it? Huh? Handsome? Hehaha! Handsome on my face. Huhuhuhu! Seriously?! Oh man! Hahaha, Handsome on it, oh man! Can wash that off. Nah, no way, it's Handsome after a...
Jotaro: ORA!
(Star Platinum decks Rubber Soul in the face.)
Jotaro: You're pretty damn irritating!

    Western Animation 

Condiment King: "What's this? Ah, the Big Bad Bat Guy. I knew you'd ketchup to me sooner or later. How I've relished this meeting. You, the Dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the Conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman, let's see if you can cut the mustard.
Batman: *delivers a single punch to CK's stomach* Quiet!

Megatron: Oh well, come on, let's have it. The usual "destiny and honor" speech.
Optimus Primal: Speech this. (POW)
Beast Wars, "Nemesis, Part 2"