Quotes / Stupid Mario Brothers

Overly Long Gag:
Mario: Catch me? WHY?!?!
Ash: Because I gotta catch 'em all!
Luigi: Catch what all?
Ash: All the Pokemon.
Mario: What are Pokemon?!
Luigi: Why did you through this ball at us?
Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon.
Mario: And that's a Pokemon?
Ash: Because *camera closes in on his face* I gotta.

Shout-Out and Double Entendre:
Link: You can have my sword and shield.
Peach: And you have my umbrella.
Donkey Kong: And you have my fists.
Ash: Poké Balls, that is....

Screw This, I'm Outta Here!:
Ness: I must leave now.
Mario: Why
Ness: Because I'm a kid! I'm way too young for this! See ya guys!
Psychic Powers will only tell you so much

Older Than They Look:
The Darkness: Who are you?
Merlin: I am thousands of years old, but I look much younger than you would expect. It's been a long time since they called me... Merlin.

That Man Is Dead:
Mr. L: Hahaha! Not this time Mario. Luigi is dead, but Mr. L. has just been born.
The Movie Act II Part 4

Disproportionate Retribution:
Scott Masterson: Donkey Kong! You stole my band. (*laughs*) Now you're gonna learn what it's like to lose something you love: your life!

Witch with a Capital B
The Darkness: Oh, goodie! Now it's just you and me. And Bowser and Decious and... that guy and that brat and that bitch.
Pauline: Hey!
The Darkness: Sorry- witch.
Shadow Scum VS Ganon....Or Ganondorf...Whatever his name is!

Enemy Mine, Rhetorical Question Blunder:
The Darkness: So helpless! What would you guys do without me?
Luigi: Live good lives?
Wario: Achieve greatness?
The Darkness: Well, that aside... It seems you're in quite the pickle and don't know how you could possibly win this war.
An Unexpected? Proposal

Breaking the Fourth Wall
Mario: Thank you for giving me the best five years of my life.
The Super Mario Brothers