Quotes / Stupid Mario Brothers

Overly Long Gag:

Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. I come from Kanto City. I was trying to catch you!

Mario: Catch me? WHY?!?!

Ash: Because I gotta catch 'em all!

Luigi: Catch what all?

Ash: All the Pokemon.

Mario: What are Pokemon?!

Ash: What I have to catch all of!

Luigi: Why did you through this ball at us?

Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon.

Mario: And that's a Pokemon?

Ash: It is one of kabillions I must catch, for I must... catch them all.

Mario: AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM ALL?!?!

Ash: Because *camera closes in on his face* I gotta.

Why Catch Them All

Shout-Out and Double Entendre:

Link: You can have my sword and shield.

Peach: And you have my umbrella.

Donkey Kong: And you have my fists.

Ash and Brock: AND YOU CAN HAVE OUR BALLS!

Beat

Ash: Poké Balls, that is....

Screw This, I'm Outta Here:

Ness: I must leave now.

Mario: Why

Ness: Because I'm a kid! I'm way too young for this! See ya guys!

Psychic Powers will only tell you so much

Older Than They Look:

The Darkness: Who are you?

Merlin: I am thousands of years old, but I look much younger than you would expect. It's been a long time since they called me... Merlin.

Remembrance

That Man Is Dead:

Mr. L: Hahaha! Not this time Mario. Luigi is dead, but Mr. L. has just been born.

The Movie Act II Part 4

Disproportionate Retribution:

Scott Masterson: Donkey Kong! You stole my band. (*laughs*) Now you're gonna learn what it's like to lose something you love: your life!

PIRATES VS NINJAS!

Witch with a Capital "B"

The Darkness: Oh, goodie! Now it's just you and me. And Bowser and Decious and... that guy and that brat and that bitch.

Pauline: Hey!

The Darkness: Sorry- witch.

Shadow Scum VS Ganon....Or Ganondorf...Whatever his name is!

Enemy Mine, Rhetorical Question Blunder:

The Darkness: So helpless! What would you guys do without me?

Luigi: Live good lives?

Wario: Achieve greatness?

The Darkness: Well, that aside... It seems you're in quite the pickle and don't know how you could possibly win this war.

An Unexpected? Proposal

Breaking the Fourth Wall

Mario: Thank you for giving me the best five years of my life.

The Super Mario Brothers