Quotes: Stupid Mario Brothers
Overly Long Gag:
- Mario: Catch me? WHY?!?!Ash: Because I gotta catch 'em all!Luigi: Catch what all?Ash: All the Pokemon.Mario: What are Pokemon?!Luigi: Why did you through this ball at us?Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon.Mario: And that's a Pokemon?Mario: AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM ALL?!?!Ash: Because *camera closes in on his face* I gotta.
- Link: You can have my sword and shield.Peach: And you have my umbrella.Donkey Kong: And you have my fists.Ash and Brock: AND YOU CAN HAVE OUR BALLS!Ash: Poké Balls, that is....
- Ness: I must leave now.Mario: WhyNess: BECAUSE I´M A KID I´M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! See ya guys!
Psychic Powers will only tell you so muchOlder Than They Look:
- The Darkness: Who are you?Merlin: I am thousands of years old, but I look much younger than you would expect. It's been a long time since they called me... Merlin.
- Mr. L: Hahaha! Not this time Mario. Luigi is dead, but Mr. L. has just been born.
The Movie Act II Part 4Disproportionate Retribution:
- Scott Masterson: Donkey Kong! You stole my band. (*laughs*) Now you're gonna learn what it's like to lose something you love: your life!
PIRATES VS NINJAS!Witch with a Capital B
- The Darkness: Oh, goodie! Now it's just you and me. And Bowser and Decious and... that guy and that brat and that bitch.Pauline: Hey!The Darkness: Sorry- witch.
Shadow Scum VS Ganon....Or Ganondorf...Whatever his name is!Enemy Mine, Rhetorical Question Blunder:
- The Darkness: So helpless! What would you guys do without me?Luigi: Live good lives?Wario: Achieve greatness?The Darkness: Well, that aside... It seems you're in quite the pickle and don't know how you could possibly win this war.
An Unexpected? ProposalBreaking the Fourth Wall
- Mario: Thank you for giving me the best five years of my life.
The Super Mario Brothers