Ness whenever he's a large ham.
Ness: So you're the Darkness. Of course I already knew that 'cause I'm psychic.
Wario: How do you know these things?
- Later continued on with his discussion with Luigi.
Luigi: You know Ness, when they fall to the ground, they're dead. You don't need to beat them to a pulp.
Ness: So what are you, the language police AND the violence police now?
Luigi: I come from a world where giant plants try to eat you. There's not a whole lot that scares me, but right now, you do.