Quotes: Samus is a Girl

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    Anime and Manga 

Saionji: You're a girl?
Utena: I don't remember saying I was a boy!

    Comic Books 

Kid Icarus: Gosh-a-cus, Princess Lana! Samus is super-duper-a-cus!
Lana: Well... Samus is a veteran of many impossible missions! Samus is a super-powered cyborg! Samus is the greatest space hunter in the Galactic Federation! (Samus removes her helmet) Samus is a... woman?!
Kevin: Whew! You sure are!
Captain N: The Game Master comic story "Money Changes Everything"

    Fan Fiction 

Captain Borghese's wide-eyed stare finally tore away from staring at where the plasma blast had struck. He blinked in surprise to see the smiling woman revealed by the now transparent helmet.

Wasn't expecting me to be a woman, were you?
Samus Aran to Mario, Paper Mario X, Prologue: How to Steal a Castle

Whoa! Sorry about you suit... mam?! GUYS! We've been chased by a girl!
Sonic the Hedgehog, right after finding out Samus's gender, Paper Mario X, Chapter 61: The Mixed-Up Paths of Bowser's Castle

Gloomtail: WHAAAAATTT? You destroyed my precious younger sister!
Link: Hooktail WAS a girl!
Flurrie: Wait, you're Hooktail's brother?
Kirby: But what if "he" is a girl too...
Flurrie: No, I'm sure this guy's a... guy...
Paper Mario X 2, Chapter 72: The Tail of Gloom and Its Doom

    Film - Live-Action 

Tony Stark: Good God, you're a woman! I honestly- I couldn't have called that. I mean, I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.
Ramirez: I'm an airman.
Tony Stark: Well, you have actually excellent bone structure there. I'm kinda having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?

Neo: I just thought you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.

Sgt. Hondo Harrelson: Sorry, wrong room.
Officer Sanchez: Who were you looking for?
Hondo: Chris Sanchez.
Sanchez: I'm Chris Sanchez.
Hondo: You're Chris Sanchez?

    Literature 

No wonder you go by Jack. I have never heard of anyone named Jacqueline who was not a giiirl oh crap.
Wreth, And Then There Were Monsters

The [power-armoured] figure halted a couple of metres away and, to my astonishment, addressed me by name.
"Hello Ciaphas," it said, though a vox unit on its chest. The voice sounded familiar, although I couldn't be entirely sure until a golden gauntlet rose to push back its visor. It opened, with a hiss of breaking atmospheric seals, and a well-remembered face, framed with golden hair, grinned at me, devilment dancing as always in the depthless blue eyes. "We really must stop meeting like this."
Clearly enjoying my stupedfied expression, which by this point I'm bound to admit would have done credit to Jurgen, Amberley's smile widened still further.
With all due modesty, I have to say I recovered remarkably fast under the circumstances.note 
Commissar Ciaphas Cain, Duty Calls

Kitai: Have I ever attempted to deceive you?
Tavi: The first night I met you, you gave me that [scar] with one of those stone knives. And I thought you were a boy.
Kitai: You are slow and stupid. We both know this. But have I ever deceived you?

    Live-Action TV 

Sherlock: So who is the man I spoke to on the phone? The man who said he was Moriarty?
Moriarty: You talked to one of my Lieutenants. He has over the years played the role repeatedly and with great conviction. More often than not he has done so to protect my identity. Other times it was because I suspected some potential clients might... struggle with my gender. As if men has a monopoly on murder.

    Music 

Must restore peace! Must escape! Peace in the universe is once again restored! HOLYCRAPIMAGIRL!!!
Brentalfloss, "Metroid in 10 Seconds"

Kraid: I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens!
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs
And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?
Samus: Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
Kraid: Uh, no, prepare to die!
Kraid was hesitating but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight
Then Kraid said
Kraid: No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you desserts I have baked!
But Samus said
Samus: What pisses me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl!
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies,
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object,
Mother Brain's a woman and she gets respect!
Mother Brain: Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to me that way!
Kraid: Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge disgusting brain?
Starbomb, "Regretroid"

    Video Games 

Oh no, please don't tell me I've been slaying hot chicks this entire time.
Eddie Riggs, after one of the evil druids he was about to kill turned out to be an ally, Brütal Legend

Hold on, the Assassin is a chick? How did I miss that?
The Assault, Monday Night Combat

Akira: Brother, you're alive!
Daigo: I'm sorry, Akira. It must have been tough for a lady like yourself...
Edge: What? His voice... it sounds like...!
Gan: A lady like yourself?!
Akira: I'm sorry I've been deceiving you. I'm not the younger brother of the big boss... I'm his younger sister...
Rival Schools: United By Fate

    Webcomics 

Luigi: It's not fair, Link. The only people who flirt with me are other guys.
Link: Listen, if this is about that incident in '93, it was a really awkward time for me and I didn't—
Luigi: No. This bounty hunter guy tried to pick me up at the bar last night. Said he was only planetside for the evening and wanted to show me the time of my life. Couldn't even see his face under all that orange armor...
Link: Wait... Did this "guy" give you his name?
Luigi: Yeah. Began with a 'S'. Sam... or something.
Link: Samus?
Luigi: That's it! I told him I didn't swing that way...
Link: (facepalming) Oh, by Ganon's pork fetish, Luigi...
Luigi: What? What is it?
Link: Nothing. Not a gosh-darn thing. Say! You wanna come over and cry yourself to sleep on my couch for no reason whatsoever!?

"No, Sir."
"That's 'No, Ma'am'"
"No, M... Wait, you're a woman?"

My first great triumph against impossible odds brought me a lot of attention. I think my favorite part of the whole affair was revealing to the waiting dignitaries who I am under my suit... The phrase of the day was "He's a whaaa?"

    Web Original 

Tucker: What is your problem?! Why do you even care if he's captured, I thought you hated that guy anyway for stealing your girlfriend?
Church: I never said I hated Tex, just that she was the reason we never got married.
Caboose: ..."She?"
[...]
Grif: Aha, I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!
Tex: What's the matter, never seen a girl before? How long have you guys been out here?

Chuck: Are you a guy, or a lady? Because I never heard the name Samus before so I don't know if it's a male or female name, and your voice filter sounds kinda unisex so I have no way to tell.
(Samus stares for a while)
Samus: Female. If that even matters.
Chuck: Thanks, sorry. Just wanna make sure I don't misgender anyone by accident.

    Western Animation 

Batman: Red Claw is a woman?
Red Claw: Is that a problem?
Batman: Not at all. I'm an equal-opportunity crime-fighter.