Quotes / Reassigned to Antarctica

Real Life

"Rich and powerful people don't get fired like the rest of us... This is executive speak for 'We're firing you because you've become synonymous with perhaps the darkest chapter in the history of our company but you're well-liked so we're going to give you a made-up job on the way out.'"
Sam Biddle, "Hacked Sony Antihero Amy Pascal Basically Fired"

"If we kept a ministry at the North Pole, I'd have sent him there."
President Andrew Jackson, on his appointment of James Buchanan as ambassador to Russia


Chadwick: The induction coils you asked for, courtesy of the Klingon Ambassador to Farius.
O'Brien: There's a Klingon Ambassador here? Gowron mustn't like him too much.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "Honour Among Thieves"

Met Sergeant: Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country.
Nicholas Angel: In twenty years or so, yes!
Met Sergeant: Well done, you!

"You are going to love being a security guard. You can catch up on your reading, and, ahhhh... hehe, well, you can catch up on your reading."
Jason Bly, Burn Notice

"And the moral of the story is to never call your commanding officer a bastard to his face."
Staff Sergeant Torin Kerr (prior to her assignment to a suici- er, research mission), The Better Part of Valor

"The people of a territory can petition the Darrian Council to remove their knight if he does not do a good enough job representing them. Such a petition must be granted after which the knight is usually transferred to a territory with few or no people, where he 'can't do any harm'. This is considered a great disgrace and effectively ruins the knight's further career in government."
Gurps Traveller Humaniti

"There's a ship leaving for Eastwatch-by-the-Sea tonight. From there I'm afraid it's a rather long walk to Castle Black. I hope you enjoy the Wall. I found it surprisingly beautiful, in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way."
Tyrion Lannister, to Janos Slynt, former Commander of the Goldcloaks, Game of Thrones.

"Running down people that buy fertilizer. This is scut work, bozo work. The FBI equivalent of being made to wear an orange jumpsuit and pick up trash by the side of the highway."
Special Agent Fox Mulder, the Bureau's top profiler and paranormal investigator

"One of my colleagues lost a fierce battle with a rival store and got sent off to Greenland. You don't want to be sent to Greenland, do you?"
MgRonald's Manager, The Devil Is a Part-Timer!

"Myerson's in a sweat because you let that Russian go. He's talking about the Russians in Cuba again. He's talking about sending you to Cuba."

Father Dowling: Remember what I said about the bishop sending me to Nome, Alaska?
Sister Stephanie: He didn't...?
Father Dowling: No. Anchorage.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. has facilities in some of the most remote places on the face of the planet. There are certain people you do not want to upset if you have no desire to be assigned to one."

"You wanna do this now? Okay. What you're doing is against protocol, so if you endanger an operation or if anyone gets hurt, I'll reassign you to Barrow, Alaska, and you'll spend the rest of your years pulling the night shift guarding Blonsky's cryo-cell."
Phil Coulson, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Shit, that's how I ended up on Mars in the first place! Put my own CO in a body cast! Best day of my life!"

Ching: (while serving drinks) Of course, Your Majesty. Itís an honor to serve.
Daniel: And puns like that will get you promoted and possibly exiled to Antarctica.
A Crown of Stars, chapter 2

"As I report from my sixth day here in war torn Syria, I think the lesson learned is that I should never have called my producer a wanker."
Romesh Ranganathan, "Unlikely lines to hear on a news programme", Mock the Week

"Gerard, take a note. This is the third time this month that the busy Lieutenant Vormoncrief has come to my negative attention in matters touching political concerns. Remind Us to find him a post somewhere in the Empire where he may be less busy."
Emperor Gregor Vorbarra, A Civil Campaign

"I want him [Donloe] manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes."
Eugene Kittridge (after discovering Ethan Hunt has stolen information literally right out from under Donloe's nose), Mission: Impossible

Martin: I mean, honestly. Two years standing in a perpetual blizzard? It was one little mistake!
Louis: We did nearly destroy the universe.
Martin: Technically. But, y'know, we didn't.

Meme: Well, if I was in charge, I'd drop you all on a random rock somewhere to rot in peace.
Willy: Oh yeah? Well, if I was in charge, you'd be here with us! On this shithole! Rotting on some random rock in the middle of nowhere. Hell, I'd bring the rest of the nutcases, we'd throw a damn party!
Tripple M: You mean, like what we're doing right now?
If any one of you miscues and puts their wind up somehow, I'll personally see that you end up in the lousiest jungle valley of South America I can find - with a cored asshole.
John Rainbird, Firestarter

It was an article of faith at the Academy that the last agent who committed a Full Fuck-Up in Crawford's command now investigated pilfering at DEW-line installations along the Arctic Circle.

I had heard stories of Mr Fell. His disintegration was rumored to have been quite spectacular, involving alcoholism, unexplained absences from services, and obscure rantings from the pulpit during those services he remembered to attend. It was the last that proved to be his undoing, for in making public his difficulties he embarrassed the bishop, and the bishop was a man who prized dignity and decorum above all else. Mr Fell's punishment was to be banished to a living where few would be present to listen to his ravings, although I did not doubt that the bishop retained agents in Chetwyn-Dark who would keep him apprised of the minister's activities.

The empire stretched even here, sweetling, however thinly. Romans came here - the troublemakers, the disgraced, the embarrassing, the seventh sons - they were flung to the Land Beyond the Forest, a polite exile to the dark soil that drinks oceans of blood.
The Buzzing, The Secret World