Quotes / Racist Grandma

I disagree, man. She was just an old timer. It's the way people talked back then. That didn't mean they were racist. [beat] But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a Nigger Knife. You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Randall Graves, after being called out for saying "Porch Monkey" in front of a black couple in Clerks II.

Mr. Owl: So how did it go? Were your parents as difficult as Roland said they'd be?
Steve: Well, let's just say they're from a different time.
Cooper: What does that mean?
Steve: It means they're full of hate, but it's okay because they're old and harmless.

J.D.: So black people can get black eyes too, huh? Who knew?
Turk: I haven't have one this bad since your Nanny Hobbes threw that rock at me.
J.D.: She thought you were robbing the house.
Scrubs, My Advice to You