History Quotes / RacistGrandma

24th Feb '16 9:52:30 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''Randall Graves''', after being called out for saying "Porch Monkey" in front of a black couple in ''ClerksII''.

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-->-- '''Randall Graves''', after being called out for saying "Porch Monkey" in front of a black couple in ''ClerksII''.
''Film/ClerksII''.
2nd Jan '16 10:45:45 AM nombretomado
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-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''', [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ditka-redskins-racist/ "Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup"]]

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-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''', -->--'''''Website/SomethingAwful''''', [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ditka-redskins-racist/ "Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup"]]
5th Oct '15 3:06:00 AM RobTan
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->'''J.D.:''' So black people can get black eyes too, huh? Who knew?\\
'''Turk:''' I haven't have one this bad since your Nanny Hobbes threw that rock at me.\\
'''J.D.:''' She thought you were robbing the house.
-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', ''My Advice to You''
5th Aug '15 10:01:27 PM johnnyfog
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->I mean, Iíd rather if she was going to fuck some nigger, Iíd rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall nigger worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player!
-->--'''Wrestling/HulkHogan''' on his daughter, Brooke
5th Aug '15 9:16:53 PM johnnyfog
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->SHUT UP SHUT UP! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan a fucking fork up your ass!]]
-->--Comedian '''Michael Richards''' to some raucous audience members



->Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people. Some of the African Americans, they donít want to help anyone.
-->--Former owner of the Los Angeles Clippers '''Donald Sterling''' on Magic Johnson


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->Again, this was all said before or after sex. What will ''The National Enquirer'' discover next? Theyíre going report that also in the sex tape, Hulk says he hates kittens, loves Donald Trump and as he humps on Heather, he screams ''ďThe holocaust didnít happen!!!!Ē'' right before he busts an orange nut and collapses on her body.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/28/hulk-hogans-sex-tape-is-the-offensive-gift-that-keeps-on-offending/#more-186191 Michael K.]]''', "Wrestling/HulkHoganís Sex Tape Is The Offensive Gift That Keeps On Offending"
18th Jun '15 3:40:54 PM johnnyfog
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->To the end of her life, she was convinced that the black youths of New Orleans were [[JungleDrums banging the lids of garbage cans]] at night, preparatory to [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt rape, murder, and rapine.]]

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->To the end of her life, she was convinced that the black youths of New Orleans were signaling each other by [[JungleDrums banging the lids of garbage cans]] at night, preparatory to [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt rape, murder, and rapine.]]
18th Jun '15 3:40:06 PM johnnyfog
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->Aside from a 1941 {{Yellow Peril}} novel, Heinlein had a strong record as a critic of racism. But in ''Farnhamís Freehold'', Heinlein wanted to use [[{{Deconstruction}} inversion]] to show the evils of ethnic oppression: he took a middle-class white family and, via a nuclear explosion, threw them into a future where Africans rule the earth and enslave whites. So far, so good. Yet Heinleinís Africans arenít just a master race, they also [[FreudianThreat castrate white men]], [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt make white women their concubines]], and [[EatsBabies eat white children]] (white teenage girls being especially tasty)... ''Farnhamís Freehold'' is an anti-racist novel [[OffendingTheCreatorsOwn only a Klansman could love]].
-->--'''[[http://www.newrepublic.com/article/118048/william-pattersons-robert-heinlein-biography-hagiography Jett Heer]]''' on Creator/RobertAHeinlein



->I have two grandchildren... by the time they're my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one [[DayOfTheJackboot dominated by radical Islamists]] and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.
-->--'''Newt Gingrich'''



->He acts so holy. He made love to every girl in every city in America, and he got AIDS...Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people. Some of the African Americans, they donít want to help anyone.

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->He acts so holy. He made love to every girl in every city in America, and he got AIDS...Jews, ->Jews, when they get successful, they will help their people. Some of the African Americans, they donít want to help anyone.



->'''Bob Beckel:''' [[NostalgiaFilter Back when I was young]] you didnít date out of your own ethnicity. But in Europe and other places, this mingling thatís going on here, younger people are beginning to find this acceptable. And thatís the thing that is sort of scary because theyíre getting exposed to it on a daily basis.\\
'''Greg Gutfield:''' I donít know if you can [[{{Dissimile}} compare affection for radicalization to mixed dating]]. You donít mean that.\\
'''Beckel:''' [[OpenMouthInsertFoot I didn't mean that.]]\\
'''Kimberly Guilfoyle.''' (No, I think he messed up.)
-->--''[[Creator/FoxNews The Five]]'' 1.9.15



->The very epitome of [[{{Blackshirt}} cryptofascism]], Buchanan is a noted paleoconservative and racist, suspected holocaust denialist (alternatively, the Holocaust [[ChewbaccaDefense was France and Britain's fault]]), Nazi sympathizer and believer in [[ConspiracyTheorist the Zionist Conspiracy]]...Curiously, he rejects evolution because, among other things, [[GodwinsLaw it lead to Hitler.]]
-->--'''''The Encyclopedia of American Loons''''' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/07/42-pat-buchanan.html on]] Pat Buchanan

->In 1989, five black and Latino 14- to 16-year-olds were convicted of a crime they didn't commit... When the five were released from years of prison with every chance of a normal life stolen, did [[Creator/DonaldTrump (Donald) Trump]] offer them recompense for publicly calling for their deaths? He spent $85,000 demanding the death penalty. Did he offer a single cent for scholarships, compensation, employment, a word of regret, anything to help rebuild their ruined lives? No. Over a decade after their innocence was proven at the cellular level, Trump implies that they must have been guilty of ''something''. In his mind, non-white teenagers need an alibi to exist. Why would they be in the park? People don't have their shoes shined there!
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-why-donald-trump-biggest-troll-alive/#ixzz2zTxjuuCo "5 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is the Biggest Troll Alive"]]

->We already know that ric-rac n' hot glue purveyor Hobby Lobby is totally not down with its female employees using birth control because Jesus Is Watching You Fuck. But here's another reason to not buy your crafting supplies there: they're also not wild about Jews. Hobby Lobby: basically, your anti-Semitic, sanctimonious, holiday-ruining aunt...Once word started spreading that Hobby Lobby employees were telling Jewish people that they didn't stock Jew-stuff because Jesus (a Jew) wouldn't be down, corporate spokespeople began scrambling to backpedal and insisted that Hobby Lobby has nothing against Jewish people, it's just that they.... don't... and... have... never... stocked... Hanukkah... stuff [[LookOverThere HEY LOOK OVER THERE!]] ''(jumps out window, sound of car peeling out)''
-->--'''[[http://jezebel.com/like-your-racist-aunt-hobby-lobby-loves-crafts-isnt-1440831572 Erin Gloria Ryan]]''', ''Jezebel''

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->The very epitome of [[{{Blackshirt}} cryptofascism]], Buchanan is a noted paleoconservative and racist, suspected holocaust denialist (alternatively, the Holocaust [[ChewbaccaDefense was France and Britain's fault]]), Nazi sympathizer and believer in [[ConspiracyTheorist the Zionist Conspiracy]]...Curiously, he rejects evolution because, among other things, [[GodwinsLaw it lead to Hitler.]]
-->--'''''The Encyclopedia of American Loons''''' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/07/42-pat-buchanan.html on]] Pat Buchanan

->In 1989, five black and Latino 14- to 16-year-olds were convicted of a crime they didn't commit... When the five were released from years of prison with every chance of a normal life stolen, did [[Creator/DonaldTrump (Donald) Trump]] offer them recompense for publicly calling for their deaths? He spent $85,000 demanding the death penalty. Did he offer a single cent for scholarships, compensation, employment, a word of regret, anything to help rebuild their ruined lives? No. Over a decade after their innocence was proven at the cellular level, Trump implies that they must have been guilty of ''something''. In his mind, non-white teenagers need an alibi to exist. Why would they be in the park? People don't have their shoes shined there!
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-why-donald-trump-biggest-troll-alive/#ixzz2zTxjuuCo "5 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is the Biggest Troll Alive"]]

->We already know that ric-rac n' hot glue purveyor Hobby Lobby is totally not down with its female employees using birth control because Jesus Is Watching You Fuck. But here's another reason to not buy your crafting supplies there: they're also not wild about Jews. Hobby Lobby: basically, your anti-Semitic, sanctimonious, holiday-ruining aunt...Once word started spreading that Hobby Lobby employees were telling Jewish people that they didn't stock Jew-stuff because Jesus (a Jew) wouldn't be down, corporate spokespeople began scrambling to backpedal and insisted that Hobby Lobby has nothing against Jewish people, it's just that they.... don't... and... have... never... stocked... Hanukkah... stuff [[LookOverThere HEY LOOK OVER THERE!]] ''(jumps out window, sound of car peeling out)''
-->--'''[[http://jezebel.com/like-your-racist-aunt-hobby-lobby-loves-crafts-isnt-1440831572 Erin Gloria Ryan]]''', ''Jezebel''
on]] Creator/DonaldTrump
15th Mar '15 1:27:39 PM TheUnsquished
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-->-- '''DaisyOwl''', [[http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-09-16 "A Different Time"]]

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-->-- '''DaisyOwl''', '''Webcomic/DaisyOwl''', [[http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-09-16 "A Different Time"]]
11th Feb '15 3:53:35 PM johnnyfog
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->''"In 1989, five black and Latino 14- to 16-year-olds were convicted of a crime they didn't commit... When the five were released from years of prison with every chance of a normal life stolen, did [[Creator/DonaldTrump (Donald) Trump]] offer them recompense for publicly calling for their deaths? He spent $85,000 demanding the death penalty. Did he offer a single cent for scholarships, compensation, employment, a word of regret, anything to help rebuild their ruined lives? No. Over a decade after their innocence was proven at the cellular level, Trump implies that they must have been guilty of ''something''. In his mind, non-white teenagers need an alibi to exist. Why would they be in the park? People don't have their shoes shined there!"''

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->''"In ->The very epitome of [[{{Blackshirt}} cryptofascism]], Buchanan is a noted paleoconservative and racist, suspected holocaust denialist (alternatively, the Holocaust [[ChewbaccaDefense was France and Britain's fault]]), Nazi sympathizer and believer in [[ConspiracyTheorist the Zionist Conspiracy]]...Curiously, he rejects evolution because, among other things, [[GodwinsLaw it lead to Hitler.]]
-->--'''''The Encyclopedia of American Loons''''' [[http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2010/07/42-pat-buchanan.html on]] Pat Buchanan

->In
1989, five black and Latino 14- to 16-year-olds were convicted of a crime they didn't commit... When the five were released from years of prison with every chance of a normal life stolen, did [[Creator/DonaldTrump (Donald) Trump]] offer them recompense for publicly calling for their deaths? He spent $85,000 demanding the death penalty. Did he offer a single cent for scholarships, compensation, employment, a word of regret, anything to help rebuild their ruined lives? No. Over a decade after their innocence was proven at the cellular level, Trump implies that they must have been guilty of ''something''. In his mind, non-white teenagers need an alibi to exist. Why would they be in the park? People don't have their shoes shined there!"''there!



->''"We already know that ric-rac n' hot glue purveyor Hobby Lobby is totally not down with its female employees using birth control because Jesus Is Watching You Fuck. But here's another reason to not buy your crafting supplies there: they're also not wild about Jews. Hobby Lobby: basically, your anti-Semitic, sanctimonious, holiday-ruining aunt...Once word started spreading that Hobby Lobby employees were telling Jewish people that they didn't stock Jew-stuff because Jesus (a Jew) wouldn't be down, corporate spokespeople began scrambling to backpedal and insisted that Hobby Lobby has nothing against Jewish people, it's just that they.... don't... and... have... never... stocked... Hanukkah... stuff [[LookOverThere HEY LOOK OVER THERE!]] ''(jumps out window, sound of car peeling out)''."''

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->''"We ->We already know that ric-rac n' hot glue purveyor Hobby Lobby is totally not down with its female employees using birth control because Jesus Is Watching You Fuck. But here's another reason to not buy your crafting supplies there: they're also not wild about Jews. Hobby Lobby: basically, your anti-Semitic, sanctimonious, holiday-ruining aunt...Once word started spreading that Hobby Lobby employees were telling Jewish people that they didn't stock Jew-stuff because Jesus (a Jew) wouldn't be down, corporate spokespeople began scrambling to backpedal and insisted that Hobby Lobby has nothing against Jewish people, it's just that they.... don't... and... have... never... stocked... Hanukkah... stuff [[LookOverThere HEY LOOK OVER THERE!]] ''(jumps out window, sound of car peeling out)''."''out)''
27th Jan '15 12:16:40 PM johnnyfog
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->You start out in [[TheFifties 1954]] by saying, 'Nigger, nigger, nigger.' By [[TheSixties 1968]] you can't say 'nigger' ó [[NWordPrivileges that hurts you.]] Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, [[GoodOlBoy states' rights]]... You follow me? Because obviously sitting around saying, 'We want to cut this,' is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than 'Nigger, nigger.[='=]
-->--'''Lee Atwater''', strategist for UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan and UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush

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->You start ->We've got to support the police. There are thugs out there with guns hidden in [[TheFifties 1954]] by saying, 'Nigger, nigger, nigger.' By [[TheSixties 1968]] you can't say 'nigger' ó [[NWordPrivileges that hurts you.]] Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, [[GoodOlBoy states' rights]]... You follow me? Because obviously sitting around saying, 'We want to cut this,' is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and their saggy pants. Pick up your damn pants! [[DisproportionateRetribution That's why we need a hell of a lot more abstract than 'Nigger, nigger.[='=]
-->--'''Lee Atwater''', strategist for UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan and UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush
tank.]]
-->--'''''SomethingAwful''''', [[http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ditka-redskins-racist/ "Mike Ditka's Team Name Horseshit Roundup"]]
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