"It's all kind of like if Tim Burton knocked up David Lynch in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and he did meth right up until the birth."
"The problem lies here... in the part of the body what we doctors call... the brain. I hate to be blunt, but you, my boy, have the insanity of a manatee!"
"I know, doctor. People keep telling me that. What do you think's the matter with me?"
"How should I know? I'm a dentist!''
—Doctor Loboto and his first "patient", Dogen, shortly before the latter's brain is sneezed out of his head.
"You have earned the right to call me by my true name, the one given to me by my people."
"And what name is that, O noble lake creature?"
"Liiiiiiiiiindaaaaaaaaaa." [descends into the lake]
"Wow. What a magical lady!"
—The Hulking Lungfish of Lake Oblongata, giving Raz her name.
"Now I shall pluck out your eyes!"
"Ha, you can't! That is the purpose of the goggles!"
—Raz clarifies things for the level's boss (the Rainbow Squirt's Den Mother in case you were wondering]]
Razputin: They may come for me, Dogen, but they'll be looking for Raz, the boy. What they're going to find, what they don't expect, is Raz, the Psychonaut.
Dogen: And, and, and then you'll make their heads explode?
Raz: No! Do you do that?
Dogen: No! Well... Once, kind of.
—Dogen, giving us another reason to be concerned.
Crispin: So, if I'm not mistaken, you're not Dr. Loboto, and you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die. Thank you, sir.
Raz: That's in case you were thinking about getting up again, tree.