Quotes / Mordor

"Ahh, look! How lovely! The black clouds of twilight are so fetching today..."

"Flying through Borg space is like practicing yoga in a prison shower: It's just an invitation to get roundly screwed."

"Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? Was it the ashen wasteland? The bloodstained gates? Was it the screams of madmen or the stench of death? We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here, come the fuck on in!"
Cross Quantum, describing Boatmurdered

"through many a dark and drearie Vaile
They pass'd, and many a Region dolorous,
O're many a Frozen, many a Fierie Alpe,
Rocks, Caves, Lakes, Fens, Bogs, Dens, and shades of death,
A Universe of death, which God by curse
Created evil, for evil only good,
Where all life dies, death lives, and nature breeds,
Perverse, all monstrous, all prodigious things,
Abominable, inutterable, and worse"

"My boy, we're pilgrims in an unholy land."
Dr. Henry Jones, Sr., Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, on Nazi Germany.

Marty McFly: I don't get it, Doc. I mean, how can all this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something.
Doc Brown: No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse!