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"Dakka": Ork slang for rapid fire capability, based on the onomatopoeia for automatic guns shooting. You need moar of it. No exceptions.
—1d4chan "How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun."
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BOOLITT."
— The Heavy, Team Fortress 2
"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!"
— Baneblade crew, Warhammer 40000
"Mo' shooty! Mo' choppy! Mo' Dakka! WAAAAAGHHHHH!"
— Nagderz, Ork Warlord, Warhammer 40000
"Quantity has a quality all its own."
— Josef Stalin (attributed)
"Though my guards may sleep and ships may rest at anchor, our foes know full well that big guns never tire."
— The Tyrant of Badab, Warhammer 40000
"I believe in three tenets of battle: firepower, firepower, and more firepower. Should the Omnissiah have wished otherwise, he would not have provided me with such a mighty tool as the Razorback. I long for the day in which my entire Chapter can ride to war in transports such as these, vehicles whose rage can be given voice through their sanctified armament."
— 'Kardan Staenos, Warhammer 40000
"Leaving a trail of destruction That's second to none." — Judas Priest, "Rapid Fire"
"Is that an MP5? It is! (Evil Laugh) Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"
"Krukfang pushed the control stick forward and steered Deffblasta down into a straffing[sic] run. The words of Gobstikk came back to him from when the Mekaniak had been teaching the young Krukfang how to fly. Long, uncontrolled bursts, the clever Mek had taught him..."
— Gav Thorpe, Warhammer 40000 supplement, "Fighta-Bommer"
"Machine guns? That's even better!"
— Ladd Russo, Baccano!
1: The number of shots that hit when you autofire is (Margin of Success/Recoil). Recoil 0 would mean that INFINITY SHOTS hit each time. Is dat enuff dakka? 2: Never enuff DAKKA. 3: Of course, the maximum number of hits can't exceed the number you fired. This is GURPS, we're not retards. But any grot firin' less den 'finity shotz is mukkin about! — GURPS: Enemy Unknown discussion, The Imageboard That Must Not Be Named
"Subtlety is a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot."
— Vulcan Raven, The Last Days of Foxhound
"Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not." — Hilaire Belloc, during the Matalebe War, 1893
Jamie: The M1 Garand has 150 grains (weight of the bullet, just short of ten grams), this (the .50 cal) has 600 grains. Adam: This will kill you; this kills you and everyone else in the room!" — MythBusters - Bulletproof Water
Vladof: You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets!
— Marcus Kincaid, Borderlands
"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
"Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."
— Yuri Orlov, Lord Of War
"Soap! Get off the minigun! We're falling back!"
— Gaz, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, "Heat"
Hitgirl: It's even better than in the picture! Big Daddy: That's because in the picture, it didn't have gatling guns. — Kick-Ass
"I'm ready, man. I am the ultimate badass. State of the badass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out. Independently targeting particle-beam Phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic-electronic BALL BREAKERS! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."
— Hudson, Aliens
"LET'S ROCK!" *opens fire*
— Vasquez, Aliens
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho."
— Note from John McClane, Die Hard
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo: Guns. Lots of Guns. "Give me the Sixty."
— Captain Frank Castle, The Punisher, "Born"
"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." *pulls out a grenade launcher*
— Eames, Inception
"There is no such thing as overkill. There is only sufficient casualties and time to reload."
— Unknown
"It's good if you subscribe to the 'spray enough bullets so you don't have to aim' theory of battle."
— Roo, Clan Of The Gray Wolf
"You don't need surprise when you've got a 200 pound nuclear cannon attached to your hip!"
— Decoder Ring Theatre
"Overkill is underrated!"
—Col John "Hannibal" Smith, The A-Team
"EDI, patch the quarians to the Normandy's weapon systems. I want the targeting laser synced up to the whole damn fleet."
—Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 3
"That's why I love hanging out with you guys. Why shoot something once when you can shoot it 46 more times?"
—Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect 3, Citadel DLC
"Each of us six officers had a shotgun and an automatic rifle and pistols. We opened fire with the automatic rifles. They were emptied before the car got even with us. Then we used shotguns... There was smoke coming from the car, and it looked like it was on fire. After shooting the shotguns, we emptied the pistols at the car, which had passed us and ran into a ditch about 50 yards on down the road. It almost turned over. We kept shooting at the car even after it stopped. We weren't taking any chances."
—Dallas County Sheriff's Deputies Ted Hinton and Bob Alcorn, describing the Real Life takedown of bank robbers Bonnie and Clyde.
"REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!"
—Hale Caesar, The Expendables, after unleashing his AA12 "Now ladies and gentlemen do you see this gun? It fires 750 rounds of 9mm ammunition per minute. In other words if all of you simultaneously were to rush me, not a single one of you would get any closer than you are now."
The theory goes like this: You pull the trigger on a machine gun until the whole world turns into blood, and it is awesome. You can't argue with that; that's science.
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