Quotes / Man Child

So you think you know, think you know,
think you know better,
just because, just because,
you're older and wiser.
Don't you know, don't you know
you don't get smarter?
You're the same as you started,
you just jump a little higher.
In the end, we're all just taller children.
Elizabeth & the Catapult, "Taller Children"

Scott: "It feels like we're alone in the world. No grownups! It's like The Tribe."
Kim: "Scott, we are grownups. And I have no idea what The Tribe is."
Scott: "I don't think I'm ready to be a grownup."
Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

I'm not going to call him Dad. Ever. Even if there's a fire!
Brennan Huff, Step Brothers

Spencer: I hate all the shows on the Dingo Channel. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!
Alex: Your bed is a car.
Jeff: Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.

Look at him! He's old! What, do you have a job? MR. JOB?!

Yer an infant, you know that?

Don't let that beard fool you, he's a child!
Stu Price about Alan Garner, The Hangover

"Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?"
Blink182, "What's My Age Again?"

"I wanna fly the train!"
Sterling Archer, Archer

"Why can't my grandpa act his own age?"
Candace Flynn, Phineas and Ferb

Bernadette: Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we donít get enough REM sleep?
Sheldon: They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
Bernadette: Which leads toÖ?
Sheldon: Impaired cognitive function.
Bernadette: Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
Sheldon: (Beat) But I donít want to go to bed.
Bernadette: Iím going to count to three. OneÖ
Sheldon: Oh, all right.——

Remember when I said that being a father to a human child could make Chris Brown retire his punching fist and convince him to stop being an itchy, oozing wart inside of humanityís urethra? Well, I may have wasted precious keystrokes on that sentence, because Fist Brown is apparently terrorizing the world again.
Michael K., "Fist Brown Might Have Struck Again For The 5,671st Time"

Jim is so cute when he's four.
"Yargo", commenting on Skin Deep

People my age are having children. What the hell I am a children.
—a popular post on Tumblr

Goku: I am an ad-
Gohan: No. No you are not.

"Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to grow up, y'know. Look at me! I'm pushing seventy and I still have ice cream for dinner!"
Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls, "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future"

Stu Pickles: Yippee! Schools been canceled!
Chaz Finster: Stu, you're 35 years old. You don't have to go to school anymore.
Stu:(disappointed) Oh yeah, you're right.

(In shock) Bulma! Sex makes babies!
Goku after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant (for the second time), Dragon Ball Z Abridged)