->''So you think you know, think you know\\
Think you know better\\
Just because, just because\\
You're older and wiser\\
Don't you know, don't you know\\
You don't get smarter?\\
You're the same as you started\\
You just jump a little higher\\
In the end, we're all just taller children''
-->-- '''Elizabeth & the Catapult''', "Taller Children"

->'''Scott''': "It feels like we're alone in the world. No grownups! It's like ''Series/TheTribe''."\\
'''Kim''': "Scott, we '''are''' grownups. And I have no idea what ''Series/TheTribe'' is."\\
'''Scott''': "I don't think I'm ready to be a grownup."
--> -- ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim's Finest Hour''

->''I'm not going to call him Dad. Ever. Even if there's a fire!''
-->-- '''Brennan Huff''', ''Film/StepBrothers''

->''Look! I'm Grape Nose Boy! [[OverlyLongGag Bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity bloobity...]]''
-->-- '''Ed''', ''Film/GoodBurger''

-> '''Spencer''': I hate all the shows on the [[CaptainErsatz Dingo]] [[Creator/DisneyChannel Channel]]. The jokes are so stupid, and they always make the adults look like buffoons!
-> '''Carly''': [[HypocriticalHumor You forgot to wear pants again.]]
-->-- '''Series/{{iCarly}}'''

-> '''Alex''': Your bed is a ''car''.
-> '''Jeff''': Yea, but it's a fucking SWEET car.
-->-- ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

-> ''Look at him! He's old! What, do you have a job? MR. JOB?!''
-->-- '''Owen''', ''Film/SeekingAFriendForTheEndOfTheWorld''

->''Yer an infant, you know that?''
-->--'''[[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Forgath]]''' to [[DumpStat Minmax]], ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''

-> ''Don't let that beard fool you, he's a child!''
-->-- '''Stu Price''' about '''Alan Garner''', ''Film/TheHangover''

->''"And that's about the time she walked away from me\\
Nobody likes you when you're 23\\
And you're still more amused by TV shows\\
What the hell is ADD?\\
My friends say I should act my age\\
What's my age again?\\
What's my age again?"''
-->--'''Music/Blink182''', "What's My Age Again?"

->''"I wanna fly the train!"''
-->--'''Sterling Archer''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''"Why can't my grandpa act his own age?"''
-->--'''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->'''Bernadette''': Okay, Sheldon. What happens to our neuroreceptors when we don't get enough REM sleep?
->'''Sheldon''': They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.
->'''Bernadette''': Which leads to...?
->'''Sheldon''': Impaired cognitive function.
->'''Bernadette''': Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.
->'''Sheldon''': ({{Beat}}) But I don't want to go to bed.
->'''Bernadette''': I'm going to count to three. One...
->'''Sheldon''': Oh, all right.

->Remember when I said that being a father to a human child could make Music/ChrisBrown retire his punching fist and convince him to stop being an itchy, oozing wart inside of humanity’s urethra? Well, I may have wasted precious keystrokes on that sentence, because Fist Brown is apparently terrorizing the world again.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/04/fist-brown-might-have-struck-again-for-the-5671st-time/ Michael K.]]''', "Fist Brown Might Have Struck Again For The 5,671st Time"

->Jim is so cute when he's four.
-->--'''"Yargo"''', commenting on ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''

->People my age are having children. What the hell I am a children.
--> --a popular post on {{Website/Tumblr}}

->'''Gohan:''' [[RunningGag I need an adult.]]
->'''Goku:''' I ''am'' an ad-
->'''Gohan:''' ''No. No you are not.''
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"Just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to grow up, y'know. Look at me! I'm pushing seventy and I still have ice cream for dinner!"''
-->--'''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future"

->'''Stu Pickles''': Yippee! School's been canceled!
-> '''Chaz Finster''': Stu, you're 35 years old. You don't have to go to school anymore.
->'''Stu''':(disappointed) Oh yeah, you're right.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''

-> "Did I ever tell you that you have the attention span of a 5 year old?"
-->-- F.A.N.G. to Balrog Street Fighter V

->(''In shock'') Bulma! ''Sex makes babies!''
-->--'''Goku''' after discovering that Chi-Chi is pregnant ([[AchievementsInIgnorance for the second time]]), ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Father Ted Crilly:''' Bishop Brennan, this isn't really my area...\\
'''Bishop Brennan:''' ''Nothing'' is your 'area', Crilly. You do not ''have'' an 'area'. Unless it is a kind of a ''play'' area. With sandcastles, and buckets, and spades! Now do what you're told, right?

->'''The Man Upstairs:[[note]]a.k.a Finn's Dad[[/note]]''' You know the rules; this isn't a toy.\\
'''Finn:''' Um... it kind of is.\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' No, [[InsistentTerminology actually it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.]]\\
'''Finn:''' But we bought it at the toy store.\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' We did, but the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.\\
'''Finn:''' The box for this one said "Ages 8 to 14"!\\
'''The Man Upstairs:''' That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there.

->'''Sarah:''' Doctor, you're being childish.
->'''The Doctor:''' Well of course I am! There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Robot"

->'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm thirty-one. I don't ''have'' a Christmas list any more. \\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[waving his arms]'' I DO!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"