Quotes / Just Here for Godzilla

I give Marvel's Spider-Man the harsh, HARSH score of 'No Mysterio out of 10'. Mysterio isn't in it; need to get that out the way right off the bat, because - look at all my Mysterio stuff—It is No secret that I am a big fan of Mr. Beck!"

— Jimquisition

You've been moderately pleased by the legendary Kaiju Movies so far, now tune in for another Bad, Sober, good-with-a-buzz installment of the sloppiest franchise running. Where character and timeline continuity is more of a suggestion. Featuring characters who they forgot to mention were related, characters they forgot to mention entirely, and characters who forgot they discovered that the earth was hollow in the last movie. But one thing remains constant... absolutely no one watching gives a shit about any of it. NOW MAKE WITH THE MONKEY FIGHTS!

—Honest Trailers, Godzilla vs. Kong

In this world, there are Grimm, monsters that hunt down humans. Humans eventually discovered Dust and fought back. However, you're not here for the story. You just want to see 3D girls and their weapons do crazy shit.

— Fanfic Blind Run RWBY Abridged

Don't get me wrong, I love Jack Black, Adrien Brody is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didn't come here to see any of them
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Monkey...

— Tripod, "King Kong"

Oh no!
There goes Tokyo!
Go go Godzilla!

— Blue Öyster Cult, "Godzilla"

"So, would I recommend Mr. Willowby’s Wonder Tree? Ye gods, yes! 13 seconds of Muppets in a feature film is the most screentime they’ve gotten since 1999! Totally worth sitting through Dustin Hoffman’s Bugs Bunny impression.

By which I mean, please don’t go see this movie."

— Joe Hennes of Tough Pigs, reviewing Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

"Clearly, the distributors had great faith in the reasons for the broadsheet-reading cinephile's reasons for seeing this film. And it had very little to do with the footage of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club."

—Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?

"I conducted a brief experiment by asking in the text chat if anyone knew what the fuck the plot was about. Most people said 'nope,' some people said 'WAR' and then started quoting Edwin Starr lyrics, and one rather odd bloke asked me if I was Jewish."

— Yahtzee, discussing Titanfall

Eraqus: Do you think the light will beat the darkness?
Xehanort: No, I think the darkness will beat the light.
ProZD: Jesus Christ...
Woody: Howdy!
ProZD: OHHHHHH YEAH!
Venmo: Hello, Sora.
ProZD: ugh...
Venmo: I need half of your heart, Kingdom Hearts.
Sora: Venmo, it's you!
ProZD: Who the fuck is Venmo?
Trailer: Monsters, Inc..
ProZD: Motherfucking MIKE WAZOWSKI!

— ProZD, about Kingdom Hearts III

I punch Kakarot in the face. [Beat Panel] The %$#& are you doing still sitting there? Go watch the movie!

— Fandumb #79: Vegeta Reviews the New DBZ Movie

So, yeah, that's all great, but do you think any 9-year-old kid gave two fucking shits about the plot of this movie? I know I didn't. I saw it in the theater opening day, and here's a perfect re-enactment, all for you. "What the Hell is this shit? I don't care what these people are talking about. Ooh, look back there, what game is this? Who the Hell are you?? Go back to the freaking Wonder Years, you piece of shit! What game's that? Oh, you hear it? That's Zelda II. Oh, what games are they playing? Turn around. Come on, I want to see the damn games." That's what it was like, you'd see a few moments of a game, you'd get excited, and then it's back to the story.

— The Angry Video Game Nerd on The Wizard

"As a guy who writes songs, I get excited about an idea, or a book, or a sentence. I don't necessarily get excited about the whole of Tolkien, I just get excited about Uruk-hai. Just a little detail that just makes my mind work overdrive."

— Ville Valo, frontman and principal songwriter for HIM

Matt: WHAT? I'm sorry, WHAT?! There's a fuckin' xenomorph that was in a shokan??? THIS IS AMAZING! We should run out and go see this today, Woolie! That's so OP!
Pat: Oh, shut up.
Woolie: Matt? Matt. You know that it doesn't matter how much you cross your arms and watch this movie, it's gonna getcha! At some point, it's gonna getcha!
Matt: That got me!

— Two Best Friends Play, "Ready Player One: Funko Pops the movie"

"I would love to be in the developers' shoes when they put their heart and souls into this big single player survival experience, and all anyone cares about is the GoldenEye multiplayer mode?"

— Lewis on Fortnite, BrainScratch Commentaries, "Super Mario 64 - Part 9: To the third floor"

Heathcliff: Okay, so the game has a few minor bugs, but this is groundbreaking technology we're talking about here. Real-Life Virtual Reality! Where's your sense of wonder?
Kirito: Hey, I'm with you old man. I love this game, despite its... shortcomings. But let's be real, even if it weren't trying to kill us, this game is a freaking Gordian Knot of terrible design. Face it, the main reason we all bought it was because it was the only launch title when "Surprise, TRON suddenly became real."

— Sword Art Online Abridged

DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN DARREN CRISS AND YVETTE NICOLE BROWN
Oh and there was a plot in there I guess

— A Letterboxd review of Muppets Haunted Mansion

CORPSE: announcing he's gonna voice a character in an anime I've never heard of

Me: I SHALL CONSUME THIS MEDIA INSTANTLY WTF

—This Tumblr post

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