Quotes / John Cena

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    Thuganomic Raps 
"This is serious now. Kill the beat.

Yo, people think I'm crazy.
That's what everyone is telling me.
That me beating you
is like you winning a spelling bee.

That's okay because tonight
I silence them all.
You're a Neanderthal.
So I'll use words that are small.

"Big Brock Lesnar.
Here comes the pain!
God build me strong.
Forgot to give me brain."


You hop around all day
like there's potatoes in your crack.
That's a nice tattoo
of your mother on your back.

Yo. I'm untouchable
you can't beat my ability.
I'm like a basic match problem Brock.
You just can't finish me.
"

"Rock wanted me to write a song tonight
but I will never be his mouthpiece
'cause Rock is like LeBron James...
(beat)
he took his talents straight down the South Beach.

And for the past few weeks
Rock's been legitimately pissed.
If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock,
it's all in the wrist.

Could we please have a week
where you don't come out here and choke?
You may be G.I. Joe this summer,
right now you're a GiAnt Joke.

Ever since I open my mouth about you,
you've begging me to back off,
so if Rock and Dwayne are the same person,
I think you're both a jackoffs.

And after April 1st.
you won't be making no more movies.
You're gonna need surgery on your face
just like you had it on your boobies.

Those pop and pec had more work
than a locker room full of Divas.
I've got a gift for Rock tonight,
I'll give him a Cleveland Steamer.

"Team Bring It!" His team lost it,
and the truth is getting scary,
'cause they weren't cheering "Rocky!" last week,
they were chanting "Tooth Fairy!".

Keep making fun of this fruity pebble, Rock,
'cause I'm not even close to sick of it.
I'm Mister Calm Pale Chickenwing,
you're just Miami fried chickensh*t.

And no! No! I don't have balls,
but I've got something in their place.
I'mma beat you' ass at Wrestlemania
AND PUT MY NUTS DEAD IN YOUR FACE!"
— Bringing back the gimmick for one night for his feud against The Rock, Monday Night Raw, March 12, 2012

    Other 
"I don't blame a portion of the audience getting complacent with me, but I'm not gonna, change who I am."

"Trust me, ... I know where my heart is and my heart's right here. I'm going to keep doing everything because I love to do it, but I will never sacrifice my time between the ropes. That's no shot to anybody. Everybody's got different career paths. This is mine."

"A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but how well they can stand at the face of adversity."

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