Quotes / Guns Akimbo

"Gun plus gun equals more gun, that is the key to victory."

"We can dual-wield these [MG 08/15s]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, 130 pounds each and watercooled. And we can dual-wield them. Realism has gone out the window."
Null Set, Let's Play NecroVision

George: Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?
Nick: Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.
George: Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!

"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."
Tycho, Penny Arcade


"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."

"Double pistols, son!"

''"Iíve seen a Spartan use two at once, tearing the crap out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess thatís what ya gotta be to pull it off: an action-movie hero or a seven-foot-tall walking tank.
Anonymous E2-BAG/1/7 serviceman, Halo

"You're the kind of guy for whom one is never enough. When you and your buddies cruised bars Earthside, you always had a beer in each hand, and when you left, you left with two girls. Where you're going now there aren't beer or girls, but there are guns!"
Dualgunner Skill description, Doom, the Roguelike

Stephen: I count six shots, nigger.
Django: I count two guns, nigger.

Shaw: Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. [Asskicking by Root ensues] Okay, that was kinda hot.
Person of Interest, "The Devil's Share"

(clickclick!) "TWO MACHINEGUN!"'
The Large Ham Announcer, Metal Slug 4 and subsequent games