Quotes / Gun Porn

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love; an elegantly simple nine-pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
Yuri Orlov, Lord of War

Military hardware in Iron Sky is such that we're going to ban Michael Bay from masturbating in the theater.

We're gonna need a lot of guns.
Mayanote , Borderlands 2 Launch Date Trailer

Sgt. Angel: Mr Webley, I trust you have a license for that firearm.
Webley: <incomprehensible muttering>
Walker: ''<slightly less incomprehensible muttering>
Danny: "He does for this one."
Sgt. Angel: ...what do you mean by "this one?"


As of this writing there are a whopping 119 volumes of this series in print. Could you imagine reading all of them?? You'd probably put a bullet in your brain afterwards — though, these being Gold Eagle books, by that time you'd be able to identify the bullet as, say, a 5.56x45mm NATO round with a 62 grain Steel Penetrator lead core Full Metal Jacket.
Glorious Trash review of the "The Executioner" series.

Batman: You have to know your enemy, Alfred. I'd never use one, but even I can appreciate the attraction of a gun. The heft...the sleekness...the cool steel...the precision...and the power. The power to change lives, history. The power of God.