->''"Gun plus gun equals [[MoreDakka more gun]], that is the key to victory."''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]''

->''"[[MemeticMutation Two guns]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"''
-->-- '''Two-Face,''' ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->''"We can dual-wield these [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MG_08 [MG 08/15s]]]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, '''130 pounds each''' and '''watercooled'''. And we can '''dual-wield''' them. Realism has gone out the window."''
-->-- '''Null Set''', ''[[http://bd.baldurk.org/867#title Let's Play NecroVision]]''

->'''George''': Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?\\
'''Nick''': Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.\\
'''George''': Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TrueCrimeStreetsOfLA''

->''"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."''
-->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''

-->-- '''[[TheBerserker Salvador the Gunzerker]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''

->''"Hi I'm Star-Lord. I'm with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I'd flash you my business card, but my hands are too full of guns."''
-->-- '''[[CaptainObvious Star-Lord]]''', ''Comicbook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''

->''"Double pistols, son!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ComedyShortsGamer'''

->''"Iíve seen a Spartan use [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill two at once]], tearing the [[PrecisionFStrike crap]] out of the little ones; sending the big ones down in bloody heaps. But I guess thatís what ya gotta be to pull it off: [[ActionHero an action-movie hero]] or a [[SuperSoldier seven-foot-tall walking tank]].
-->-- '''Anonymous E2-BAG/1/7 serviceman'', ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'''

->''"You're the kind of guy for whom one is never enough. When you and your buddies cruised bars Earthside, you always had a beer in each hand, and when you left, you left with two girls. [[{{Hell}} Where you're going now]] there aren't beer or girls, but there are guns!"''
-->-- '''Dualgunner Skill description''', ''Videogame/DoomTheRoguelike''

->'''[[BoomerangBigot Stephen:]]''' I count six shots, nigger.
->'''[[AntiHero Django:]]''' I count two ''guns'', nigger.
-->-- ''Film/DjangoUnchained''

->''"I've got two guns, [[BadassBoast that should be enough for all of you.]]"''
-->-- '''[[BloodKnight Caleb]]''', ''VideoGame/{{Blood}}''

->'''Shaw:''' Two guns at once? That's kinda lame. ''[Asskicking by Root ensues]'' Okay, that was kinda hot.
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "The Devil's Share"

->(clickclick!) ''"'''TWO''' MACHINEGUN!"'''
-->--'''The LargeHamAnnouncer''', ''VideoGame/MetalSlug 4'' and subsequent games

-->[Chorus]''I'm DualWielding my [=SMG's=],\\
I'm gonna go on a Killing Spree\\
You'd better not try and mess with me, coz\\
I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=].''

-->''I don't need rockets to enable me to pwn\\
With Dual [=SMG's=] I'll take you all alone\\
I don't need grenades\\
A sniper or a sword\\
My caseless rounds will take you out\\
Like Ghengis and his horde!''
-->''All the noobz may whine\\
They keep rushing for the sword\\
With [=SMG's=] combined,\\
I am well-endowed!\\
My guns are apporops;\\
One left; one right\\
Firing at your head\\
For cryin' out loud, you have an SMG\\
In Free For All or in a Brawl\\
They just might save your life!''
-->'' It's nice to find a weapon on the map\\
Be wary when you play with me\\
It just might be a trap!\\
For cryin' out loud! I'll let them come to me!\\
I'll just wait and watch the bait\\
And use my [=SMG's!=]]''
-->''I'm dual wielding my [=SMG's=]! [X4]''
-->-- '''My [=SMG's=]''', ''VideoGame/Halo2 FilkSong, ''extolling the virtues of using two submachine guns