Haters like "Hov', why you still talkin' money shit?"
'Cause I like money, bitch!
What's mine is mine
and mine and mine,
And mine, and mine, and mine!
His rage passes description — the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted.
reaction when he discovers that Bilbo stole an insignificant cup from his hoard
Dr. Mary Phillips:
Ask your accountant if you can register them as dependents. Then hide most of your net worth offshore in a complex money laundering system designed to support the drugs trade. Then you can pay virtually no taxes and complain how awful you think the whole
country is, knowing you're doing as little as possible to help! Caller:
Cool, thanks! That's good advice! Dr. Peyton Phillips:
I am appalled at you, Mary Phillips. Mary:
Ugh. Why? Peyton:
Because that man has a garden full of corpses
and you're talking about MONEY LAUNDERING! Mary:
Yes, it's a great opportunity for some profit-centric thinking!
One for you, and six for me. One for you, and six for me. One for you, and six for me. Would you stop looking so glum? Payday is supposed to be a time of joy! Rom:
I know, brother, but every week it's the same thing. Six for you and only one for me. It's not fair! Quark: You're right. Rom:
I am? Quark:
Yes. It's not fair. Rom:
It's not? Quark:
Absolutely not. One for you, and SEVEN
for me. One for you, and SEVEN
for me. Is that better? Where are you going? Rom:
To bed. To dream
of an equal share of profits! Quark:
Dream on! One for you, seven for me...
When I put everyone here naked, I wasn't trying to be cute. It was because I didn't wanna create clothes. When you got clothes, you got pockets. When you got pockets, you gotta put something in them.
More! More! More! More! More! More! MOAR! More! More! More! More! More! More! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good.
Greed is right.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms — greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
The Morgans fear what may not be purchased, for a trader cannot comprehend a thing that is priceless.
DON´T YOU TOUCH MY MONEY!
"Is hope not about wishing for things?"
: Ya know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know - way richer than Lenny. Mr. Burns
: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
All for one... and more for me!
— Cardinal Richelieu, The Three Musketeers (1993).
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
"Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income."
Twilight Sparkle: Do you even know what you just stole?!
No, but if you want it, I want it!
"More... More... I want more..."
: "What's with you, anyway?" Daffy Duck
: "I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs)
First, I'll rule their stomachs and then... (laughs)
...their money! (Mr. Krabs laughs) Plankton:
But what about satisfying the customers? Mr. Krabs:
Barnacles to the customers! I'm talkin' about coins! Cash! Wallets! Bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!
The year I turned twenty-six, I made forty-nine million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
They don't call me Greed for nothing. I want money. I want women, status, and power. I want everything this world's selling and eternity's topping the list!
He won't stop. He'll never stop. He'll just keep murdering. And hurting. And taking. And taking and taking and taking. He thinks he's entitled. He thinks he deserves
everything he takes. And he will never stop.
A covetous man is good to none, but worst to himself.
— Latin proverb
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.
Try to motivate someone without some fucking money! They won't do it!
— Cody Weber
While wearing a dress the color of the tears you shed
when you see another Kardashian post, Pimp Mama Kris
appeared in a cloud of black smoke at the E! Upfronts in NYC yesterday and she brought along her iPhone with her official title on it. I’m not taking 'Queen of Fucking Everything
' to mean that she’s the Queen of Everything. That title already belongs to Richard Simmons...I’m taking it to mean that she will fuck absolutely everything
for a dollar or for a blurb in (insert the name of every single magazine that exists on the planet here)... If you told PMK that E! will give her family another spin-off show if she 69ed with Lucifer,
she’d shrug and tell you that she’s been there, done that, but she’ll gladly do it again. If you promised PMK everlasting wealth and fame if she sold her entire family into the hands of the head of an underground sex slavery ring, she’d grab a price label gun and immediately shoot a $3.00 tag onto Khloe’s forehead.