Haters like "Hov', why you still talkin' money shit?"...
"When I put everyone here naked, I wasn't trying to be cute. It was because I didn't wanna create clothes. When you got clothes, you got pockets. When you got pockets, you gotta put something in them."
— Oh, God!
More! More! More! More! More! More! MOAR! More! More! More! More! More! More! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
—- Mr. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good.
Greed is right.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms — greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
— Gordon Gekko, Wall Street
"The Morgans fear what may not be purchased, for a trader cannot comprehend a thing that is priceless."
— Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
"A covetous man is good to none, but worst to himself."
— Latin proverb
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.
— Agent Orange, Green Lantern
"Is hope not about wishing for things?"
— Agent Orange, Green Lantern, again.
Homer: Ya know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know - way richer than Lenny.
Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
"All for one... and more for me!"
— Cardinal Richelieu, The Three Musketeers (1993).
"Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine."
— Seagulls, Finding Nemo
"The love of money is the root of many kinds of evil."
Twilight Sparkle: Do you even know what you just stole?!
Corrupted Rarity: No, but if you want it, I want it!
—My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Return of Harmony, Part 2"
"More... More... I want more..."
— Ganon, A Link To The Past
Bugs Bunny: "What's with you, anyway?"
Daffy Duck: "I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby."
"There's nothing wrong with men possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches posses men."
— Billy Graham
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) First, I'll rule their stomachs and then... (laughs) ...their money!
(Mr. Krabs laughs)
Plankton: But what about satisfying the customers?
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles to the customers!
Mr. Krabs: I'm talkin' about coins! Cash! Wallets! Bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Friend or Foe"note
"The year I turned twenty-six, I made forty-nine million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week."
— Jordan Belfort, The Wolf Of Wall Street
"What's mine is mine
and mine and mine,
And mine, and mine, and mine!
Orange Lantern Oath, Green Lantern
"They don't call me Greed for nothing. I want money. I want women, status, and power. I want everything this world's selling and eternity's topping the list!"
"He won't stop. He'll never stop. He'll just keep murdering. And hurting. And taking. And taking and taking and taking. He thinks he's entitled. He thinks he deserves everything he takes. And he will never stop."