Quotes: Greed


Haters like "Hov', why you still talkin' money shit?"
'Cause I like money, bitch!
Jay-Z, Jockin' Jay-Z

What's mine is mine
and mine and mine,
And mine, and mine, and mine!
Orange Lantern Oath, Green Lantern

His rage passes description — the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted.
—-Smaug's reaction when he discovers that Bilbo stole an insignificant cup from his hoard

Dr. Mary Phillips: Ask your accountant if you can register them as dependents. Then hide most of your net worth offshore in a complex money laundering system designed to support the drugs trade. Then you can pay virtually no taxes and complain how awful you think the whole country is, knowing you're doing as little as possible to help!
Caller: Cool, thanks! That's good advice!
Dr. Peyton Phillips: I am appalled at you, Mary Phillips.
Mary: Ugh. Why?
Peyton: Because that man has a garden full of corpses and you're talking about MONEY LAUNDERING!
Mary: Yes, it's a great opportunity for some profit-centric thinking!
I Say, You Say, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Quark: One for you, and six for me. One for you, and six for me. One for you, and six for me. Would you stop looking so glum? Payday is supposed to be a time of joy!
Rom: I know, brother, but every week it's the same thing. Six for you and only one for me. It's not fair!
Quark: You're right.
Rom: I am?
Quark: Yes. It's not fair.
Rom: It's not?
Quark: Absolutely not. One for you, and SEVEN for me. One for you, and SEVEN for me. Is that better? Where are you going?
Rom: To bed. To dream of an equal share of profits!
Quark: Dream on! One for you, seven for me...
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Homecoming"

When I put everyone here naked, I wasn't trying to be cute. It was because I didn't wanna create clothes. When you got clothes, you got pockets. When you got pockets, you gotta put something in them.

More! More! More! More! More! More! MOAR! More! More! More! More! More! More! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
—- Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob SquarePants

The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed — for lack of a better word — is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms — greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge — has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed — you mark my words — will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
Gordon Gekko, Wall Street

The Morgans fear what may not be purchased, for a trader cannot comprehend a thing that is priceless.
Sister Miriam Godwinson, Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri

Walter White, Breaking Bad

We've got to have...moneyyyyyyyyy
Lickboot, Tom and Jerry: The Movie

Agent Orange, Green Lantern

"Is hope not about wishing for things?"
Agent Orange, Green Lantern, again.

Homer: Ya know Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know - way richer than Lenny.
Mr. Burns: Yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.

All for one... and more for me!
Cardinal Richelieu, The Three Musketeers (1993).

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Seagulls, Finding Nemo

"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."

"Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income."

Twilight Sparkle: Do you even know what you just stole?!
Corrupted Rarity: No, but if you want it, I want it!
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Return of Harmony, Part 2"

"More... More... I want more..."
Ganon, A Link To The Past

Bugs Bunny: "What's with you, anyway?"
Daffy Duck: "I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby."

Mr. Krabs: (laughs) First, I'll rule their stomachs and then... (laughs) ...their money!
(Mr. Krabs laughs)
Plankton: But what about satisfying the customers?
Mr. Krabs: Barnacles to the customers! I'm talkin' about coins! Cash! Wallets! Bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!
Sponge Bob Square Pants, "Friend or Foe"note 

The year I turned twenty-six, I made forty-nine million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street

They don't call me Greed for nothing. I want money. I want women, status, and power. I want everything this world's selling and eternity's topping the list!

He won't stop. He'll never stop. He'll just keep murdering. And hurting. And taking. And taking and taking and taking. He thinks he's entitled. He thinks he deserves everything he takes. And he will never stop.
—- Daredevil describing The Kingpin

Real Life

A covetous man is good to none, but worst to himself.
Latin proverb

He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.

There's nothing wrong with men possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches posses men.
Billy Graham

Try to motivate someone without some fucking money! They won't do it!
Cody Weber

While wearing a dress the color of the tears you shed when you see another Kardashian post, Pimp Mama Kris appeared in a cloud of black smoke at the E! Upfronts in NYC yesterday and she brought along her iPhone with her official title on it. Im not taking 'Queen of Fucking Everything' to mean that shes the Queen of Everything. That title already belongs to Richard Simmons...Im taking it to mean that she will fuck absolutely everything for a dollar or for a blurb in (insert the name of every single magazine that exists on the planet here)... If you told PMK that E! will give her family another spin-off show if she 69ed with Lucifer, shed shrug and tell you that shes been there, done that, but shell gladly do it again. If you promised PMK everlasting wealth and fame if she sold her entire family into the hands of the head of an underground sex slavery ring, shed grab a price label gun and immediately shoot a $3.00 tag onto Khloes forehead.