Troy McLure: Come on, Billy! Let's go to the killing floor.
Troy: Don't let the name fool you, Billy. It's not really a floor.
"I am 100% certain you're returning from this battle, Travis. ...In a body bag."
"All experiments are guaranteed to be 100% Not-Entirely Lethal."
— Penny Crygor, WarioWare
Yes, I have heard [the children] crying late at night, and I have thought about them —
I have heard them playing and laughing outside my window while I was trying to sleep and I have thought about them —
I have seen the pictures they have drawn on my car and I have thought and thought and thought about them.
And so this book —
To help all my little friends get all the things in life they so richly deserve.