Walt: So, what do you watch?
Jesse: I dunno, stuff.
Walt: Like what?
Jesse: I dunno. Ice Road Truckers.
Walt: Ice Road Truckers. What happens on that one?
: Guys drive on ice.
Gabe: What are you reading?
Gabe: Oh? What's it about?
Tycho: The Time Machine? What's The Time Machine about?
''"This is Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. You can't miss it, it comes in a tin with Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain on it. It protects and is rainproof in thirty minutes, which means that in thirty minutes your wood's rainproof and protected. So if you've got wood to stain and you want it to dry quickly, use Ronseal Quick Drying Woodstain. It does exactly what it says on the tin."
"The file's called 'catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe'. I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but trust me: You got to check it out!"
"Garbage Island. You haven't heard of Garbage Island? It's an island. ...Made of garbage!"
"All I know is the steak tastes better when I take my steak-tastes-better pill."
"What," said Trillian in a small quiet voice, "does 'sundive' mean?"
"It means," said Marvin, "that the ship is going to dive into the sun. Sun. Dive. It's very simple to understand."
"What a load of rubbish. I've got a tin at home that says "Open other end". It never is."
Bart, I'm not a woman, and I can't have babies. But I can give life to animated internet cartoons. Let me show you one of our hottest shows: Bin Laden in a Blender. Bin Laden (in a blender):
Well, it delivers what it promises.
Here's one, my lord; the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem. Blackadder:
What do they do? Percy:
They jump, my lord. They travel from town to town and they jump... a lot.
Why do they call (Boris) the "bullet dodger"? Tony:
...Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
"That's right. This is just a nest of watchers, just as the name implies."
"I hate it when the title of a book gives away the whole plot. Take Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea. Geez, talk about leaving nothing to the imagination."
"What's a defabricator?
"Okay...defabricator - does exactly what it says on the tin."
"It's a bow. Seriously. If you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don't know what bows are get shot in the eyeballs."
"Evil Overlords? Then you must be - a villain!"
"It's kinda implied in the name, isn't it?"