Quotes / Exactly What I Aimed At

Loveless: (while crushing Jim West with one of his mechanical legs) You expect to kill me with that pea-shooter?
Artemis Gordon: If I have to, yes.
Loveless: Then why is it I am not afraid...?
Jim West: (strained) Shoot...him...Gordon! Shoot him!
(Artemis Gordon fires one bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink")
Loveless: After all that, you missed?
Artemis Gordon: Actually, I didn't.
(Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.)

Thomas: Brother, you can't hit shit!
Ray: It's not shit I was aiming at!..

See? The human cannot hit a simple target! [looks down, to see a ruptured, hissing gas pipe...that explodes] Ahh! Ooghah! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Extremely Unfortunate Krogan, Mass Effect 2

Captain Amelia: Did you actually aim for that?
Dr. Doppler: You know, actually, I did!

Señor Senior Jr.: "Why did you not simply aim the laser at their bodies?"
Señor Senior Sr.: "Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father."

Dreadwing: Your aim is poor.
Optimus Prime: That is a matter of perspective.
(Dreadwing gets buried)

Goku: HA! You missed.
Freeza: Or did I?
Goku: Yeah, you did.
Frieza: Well, no, I really didn't -
Goku: You see? Not a hole on me.
Freeza: I wasn't trying to -
Goku: You should really work on your aim!
Freeza: You know what? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise.
Goku: What part - (LAVA COLUMN!)

The Hood: It's not me you're angry at, Alan.
Alan: It's not you I'm aiming at. (shoots the console behind the Hood)

Android 17: Um, I stopped dodging! Seriously, are you even trying to hit me?
Piccolo: No!
Android 17: The hell do you mean "no"? (Looks around at the minefield now surrounding him) Oh. Oh. Ohhhhh shit.
Piccolo: Hellzone Grenade! (energy balls converge on 17)
Android 17: (Thinking) Oh man, it's even got a cool name!

"You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!" *cannon shot hits a mountain, burying the entire invading Hun army in an avalanche*
Mushu, Mulan

Tycho: Ha! Nice shot! Might want to work on your aim, though.
Assistant: Mr. Tycho! She wasn't firing at you! She was aiming for the central core!
Tycho: But that's impossible! How could she possibly—?
Kara: (thinking) I don't need to speak their language to know that I guessed right.
Supergirl, Last Daughter of Krypton

Scamp: Gotta work on your aim a little bit there, Callisto.
Miles: I wasn't aiming at you.