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Loveless: (while crushing Jim West with one of his mechanical legs) You expect to kill me with that pea-shooter? Artemis Gordon: If I have to, yes. Loveless: Then why is it I am not afraid...? Jim West: (strained) Shoot...him...Gordon! Shoot him! (Artemis Gordon fires one bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink") Loveless: After all that, you missed? Artemis Gordon: Actually, I didn't. (Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.) Thomas: Brother, you can't hit shit!
Ray: It's not shit I was aiming at!..
—Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
See? The human cannot hit a simple target! [looks down, to see a ruptured, hissing gas pipe...that explodes] Ahh! Ooghah! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
—Extremely Unfortunate Krogan, Mass Effect 2
Captain Amelia: Did you actually aim for that? Dr. Doppler: You know, actually, I did! Seņor Senior Jr.: "Why did you not simply aim the laser at their bodies?"
Seņor Senior Sr.: "Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father."
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