"Simonetta possessed a pale, fair beauty so intense that no man could look at her without falling into a state of molten adoration, and nor could any woman."
—Salman Rushdie, The Enchantress of Florence
"In honor of tonight’s episode, there’s a lot of love floating around for The Sackhoff today, and I’ll be honest with you, I’m just throwing in my towel right now. Because damn it all to Hell, straight girl that I am, I would totally hit that."
"Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem."
"Jury’s still out on whether Billie likes girls, but, boy, do they seem to like her!"
"You are so close to turning me into a lesbian."
- Irisviel to Zecchan, Einzbern Consultation Room
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it!"
"Great. I'm like catnip for lesbians."
"Robin Scherbatsky; friend, confidante, occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target—"
- Lily, How I Met Your Mother
Cerise: (telepathically)' Haven't you wondered why all the girls love Faith? Why even her enemies lust after her?
-Magick Chicks, chapter 15
Uruchi: [with heart-shaped eyes] She's strong enough to handle one of the Eight Original Maken... You're so amazing, Haruko-sempai!! ♥ So SEXY! So BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE YOU!!
-Maken-ki!, chapter 42
The apparent cause of this scene regarded it with raised eyebrows and a look oddly compounded of perplexity, amusement, and distaste on her handsome face. Kithra found herself wishing, not for the first time, that the Talisman really was a boy.
— Kithra about Jame, Chronicles of the Kencyrath
Peggy: I guess I could fall on a one or a two on the Kinsey scale. But I mean, look at you! You can easily make any girl into a three!
"Because the boys wanna be her and the girls wish they could tap/That chick who's always up to something and isn't on the map."
— The Regrettes, Picture Perfect.