"Simonetta possessed a pale, fair beauty so intense that no man could look at her without falling into a state of molten adoration, and nor could any woman."
—Salman Rushdie, The Enchantress of Florence
"In honor of tonightís episode, thereís a lot of love floating around for The Sackhoff today, and Iíll be honest with you, Iím just throwing in my towel right now. Because damn it all to Hell, straight girl that I am, I would totally hit that. Iím not really sure this is that much of [a] confession at this point, but Iím confessing it nonetheless. Katee Sackhoff, if youíre out there somewhere, Iím sorry that I think these bad thoughts about you, but I just canít help myself. And also itís cool if you donít like me like that, but can we just be BFF instead?
"Getting hit on by both genders is such a champagne problem."
- Naya Rivera
Juryís still out on whether Billie likes girls, but, boy, do they seem to like her!
"You are so close to turning me into a lesbian."
- Irisviel to Zecchan, Einzbern Consultation Room
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it!"
"Great. I'm like catnip for lesbians."